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Ig the penguin

Why don't hedgehogs wear socks?
Father Photius
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Because they prefer panty hose

What do you call a magic act in which the magician bombs but the assistant is a hit.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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My act.

What's Kyle do when his morning coffee turns out to be mud?
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Outside of the improvement he never notices the difference.

What did the magicians' assistant say to the elephant?
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magic4u02
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Give it to Photius and tell him it's an energy drink.

Why can't more people be like me?
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Becasue if they were they would skip gags.

What did the magician's assistant say to the elephant?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Will I fit in your sub-trunk?

How did the elephant respond?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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Hey baby, wanna see my trunk trick?

Two blondes walk past a brothel, one says to the other...
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Doesn't Doug work here?

Why does Kyle have the ability to skip gags any time he wants?
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A.D.H.D...(my wife uses it on me ..she calls it Attention Deficit Husband Disorder)

(going back to an earlier nearly normal premise)

Why did the student throw the cup of ketchup into the group room?
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Because he likes ketchup on his fries.

Why is having Photius for a friend like a night of torture?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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He keeps it REEL/REAL...(Reality can be as scawy as horror movies)

What scares the director of magic shows.
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I'm digging enough holes for
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Original though and patter.

Why did the magician add music to his cups and balls routine?
magic4u02
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To cover up the screaming of Photius who was crammed into one as a final load.

What would Larry be using if he did not have those jumbo cards?
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Kyle's shorts it would get a bigger laugh.

Why does photius honor the quicksand Kyle walks on?
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Kyle? Walks?

Where is best time to think about getting married?
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At the church before you say "I do" and realize you are standing next to Doug.

What was Lance Burton's other job before becoming a magician?
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Café surfer, as we are?

When is a bra not a bra?
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magic4u02
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When they go commando wahooooo

SOOOOO does Doug wear boxers or briefs or commando style?
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Neither, he wears a cute little pink lace silk thong.


What kind of magician does it take to fool Kyle?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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