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One in a pink lace thong?

Where does Kyle go to get his gag lines?
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To the two bit comics used gag store.


Why has magic made doug daffy?
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I refuse to answer that on grounds it might incriminate me!
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Because he thinks magic only comes from sniffing MAGIC markers.

What makes Photius um......er.......aw.......Photius-ish?
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I think he's photio sensitive. or is that photiogenic?

Why did Oprah switch to eating an all baby food diet?
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Because she is so immature that her body reverted back.


What did Photius say to Kyle when Nani choose to run off to tahiti with Kyle?
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Better you than me, bud...

What do you get when you combine wheat and magicians?
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The breakfast of world champion bull****ters!

What did one bic lighter say to another?
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Gooey magic dough (and I'd never say that to someone running off with MY Nani!)


Why did Nani choose Photius over Kyle as the true love of her life?
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She couldn't help it. it was a genetic weakness.
What did one bic lighter say to another?
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Flick

How many of Photius's tricks does it take to make an act?
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I'm not so heavy, I'm lighter.

Since when do chilis dance with bananas?
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When it became cool to be slick and hot

How many of Photius's tricks does it take to make an act?
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Quote:
On 2008-04-18 00:42, photius wrote:

How many of Photius's tricks does it take to make an act?


Three of his girls...

How does Photius respond to these things so *** fast?
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Zero. (an act of mercy!)

Where does seinfeld go for his daily workout?
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He reads 12000 wpm and types 200 wpm and has a t2 connection

(I'm impressed three girls, hmmmmmm)

Why is Eugene Burger's beard magic but Photius' isn't?
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The east river he joined Kramer's swimming club.

Why is Eugene Burger's beard magic but Photius' isn't?
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Ewwwww - there's a hair in my burger!!!!

OK, I give up - Why is Eugene Burger's beard magic, but Photius' isn't?
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Because Berger is friends with McBride and Maven, Photius is just one of the Boutons.


What is the funniest way to manipulate a card?
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Start with a teeny tiny chiropractic table...

Oops - forgot to add a question - give me a moment!
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