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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14109 Posts 
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One in a pink lace thong?
Where does Kyle go to get his gag lines?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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To the two bit comics used gag store.
Why has magic made doug daffy?
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14109 Posts
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I refuse to answer that on grounds it might incriminate me!
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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Because he thinks magic only comes from sniffing MAGIC markers.
What makes Photius um......er.......aw.......Photius-ish?
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14109 Posts
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I think he's photio sensitive. or is that photiogenic?
Why did Oprah switch to eating an all baby food diet?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because she is so immature that her body reverted back.
What did Photius say to Kyle when Nani choose to run off to tahiti with Kyle?
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1182 Posts
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Better you than me, bud...
What do you get when you combine wheat and magicians?
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14109 Posts
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The breakfast of world champion bull****ters!
What did one bic lighter say to another?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Gooey magic dough (and I'd never say that to someone running off with MY Nani!)
Why did Nani choose Photius over Kyle as the true love of her life?
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14109 Posts
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She couldn't help it. it was a genetic weakness.
What did one bic lighter say to another?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Flick
How many of Photius's tricks does it take to make an act?
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1182 Posts
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I'm not so heavy, I'm lighter.
Since when do chilis dance with bananas?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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When it became cool to be slick and hot
How many of Photius's tricks does it take to make an act?
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1182 Posts
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Quote:
On 2008-04-18 00:42, photius wrote: Three of his girls... How does Photius respond to these things so *** fast?
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14109 Posts
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Zero. (an act of mercy!)
Where does seinfeld go for his daily workout?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He reads 12000 wpm and types 200 wpm and has a t2 connection
(I'm impressed three girls, hmmmmmm) Why is Eugene Burger's beard magic but Photius' isn't?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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The east river he joined Kramer's swimming club.
Why is Eugene Burger's beard magic but Photius' isn't?
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1182 Posts
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Ewwwww - there's a hair in my burger!!!!
OK, I give up - Why is Eugene Burger's beard magic, but Photius' isn't?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because Berger is friends with McBride and Maven, Photius is just one of the Boutons.
What is the funniest way to manipulate a card?
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1182 Posts
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Start with a teeny tiny chiropractic table...
Oops - forgot to add a question - give me a moment!
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