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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts 
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OK, what is the riskiest way to manipulate a card?
[As an aside, you'll all be pleased to know that I successfully performed a signed card to prostate during an exam today!]
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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In front of a firing squad.
What is the funniest way to manipulate Kyle's balls?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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When he isn't watching, paint them a different color and then mix them up!
How does one know when it's time to log off of a forum and get some sleep?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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I haven't a clue. Superman never sleeps.
What is the best way to make magic?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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The total opposite of the best way to make money..(and friends)
Where does Kyle go when he needs a haircut really bad?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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I have HAIR!!???? NO WAY!!!!!!
Where does Doug go to get his dancing bananas?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Arthur Murray Bananaria
What is the magic word that changes Kyle into a human being?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Abracrapdabra.
What's the difference between Photius being awake or asleep? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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There's a difference?
Why does photius look like the walking dead?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Nothing, Photius never sleeps.
Why is a magician like a cold tamalie?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Both are worth about $2.
How can you be sure to get your money's worth when hiring a magician? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Pay him no more than a quarter.
What was Kyle's greatest trick besides vanishing the family bank account?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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"Pull my finger"
What is Photius' greatest trick? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Making people believe he is a magician
What happens when you lock photius and kyle in the same room for an hour?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dustin Baker Inner circle California 1006 Posts
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"God knows what" and I don't care to ask Him.
What's the difference between an old car and an old man.
Think inside the box. . . it's less crowded.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The car can be made to run again.
Why did the magician put his assistant into the box?
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Bridgewater Regular user North Carolina 184 Posts
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One needs gas, the other dispenses it.
What did Houdini say when he found himself locked in a bathroom stall?
"Don't run with those..."
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Oh Cr*p not again!
Why did the magician put his assistant into the box?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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I guess as an object lesson. He should have been thinking outside the box.
How many assistants can a magician fit into a box? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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As many as he needs too, after all, he is a magician.
Why did the magician envy Pam Thompson?
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