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Larry Bean
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Because the balloon that is usually there was about to pop.

Why did the magician always fill his balloons with helium?
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Because the last time he tried using a different gas they threw him in jail.


How did the audience make the magician disappear?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Larry Bean
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By Boo-ing him away.

What is Photius' favorite nursery rhyme?
Father Photius
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Wee Willie Winkie, makes me think of Kyle.

How did the magician make Niagra Falls flow backwards?
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Larry Bean
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By rewinding the tape.

How did the magician get booked at Niagara Falls in the first place?
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Some bookers will fall for anything...
Where does a camel in a bar have in common with a zebra at the supermarket?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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They are both lost

How many magicians does it take to recreate Houdini's greatest escape?
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I have no idea where. Some idea of when. A good idea of how. And won't tell why.

Why did the magician produce a frog from under his Chop Cup?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Because he heard it was such a hopping trick.

What did the magician say to the man who picked his pocket?
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There's more where that came from, Sunshine!

What shapes can you produce from a Square Circle?
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Oblongs, triangles, trapazoids, and parallelograms

What did the magician find when he reached into his squared circle?
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A square hole and a round peg.

How many senators does it take to open a - ehem "Massage Parlor"?
Think inside the box. . . it's less crowded.
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Zero, because politicians always rub you the wrong way.

What did the magician do when he got the bad news from the IRS?
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Vanished his tax returns....

What cereal do "little people" love to eat?
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Wee Tees

Why did the magician's assistant who had an unfortunate accident during the act love her job?
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She was blonde, of course!

How do baby crocodiles tell time?
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They naturally tick croc

What did the magician say when he realized he was doing the water escape in a salt water crocodile tank?
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Dustin Baker
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OH $%!T

What did the magician say to the heckler?
Think inside the box. . . it's less crowded.
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Yeah buddy? and that goes for your stupid crocodile too!

What was Kyle's secondary choice for a jacket color besides fire engine red?
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Sir, would you come to a point, like your head already has?


What did Blackstone say when the dancing hankerchief danced down his pants?
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