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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14088 Posts 
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Cut it out. Your'e stealing my show!
What was Kyle's secondary choice for a jacket color besides fire engine red?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Ketchup red, he is a man of mono color
How many Blackstones does it take to float a lightbulb?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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2. One to do the trick and one backstage to inflate him with the helium.
How many Photius' does it take to create a good act?
Kyle Peron
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14088 Posts
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Photius had an act???
The answer is sponge balls square pants.. but what is the question?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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What magic trick does Sponge Bob Love to perform?
Why is Kyle going to have to spend the day wreaking havoc and getting back to each and every one of you sickos?
Kyle Peron
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14088 Posts
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Because if he doesn't he's soon gonna have TWO days to catch up on!
Where do Television sets go to get there hair done?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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To daffy dougs TV salon emporium. For wacked out folks with TV's that need a good grooming.
Where does Kyle go to get good torture devices to harm all of you?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Photius's dungeon of torture.
Why would Kyle ever do this rather than have fun doing magic?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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Cause it is much more fun torturing you all as I force you to watch my bad magic.
What would Photius have done if Kyle was not out of the house all day yesterday?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Probably had a life.
Why did the magic club ban red jackets?
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poofersmagic Regular user philadelphia 134 Posts
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Because no one wanted to be like Kyle.....
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because she finally woke up to who was in the room with her, and realized it wasn't photius.
Why is kissing Photius like being Kyle's twin sister?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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Because if you kissed my twin you would be in for a big suprise when you realized HIS name is Ken.
Why is Kyle not getting any dinner tonight?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because Kelly realized what an emsley count was.
What is Kelly's worst nightmare beside being married to Kyle or potentially married to photius?
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poofersmagic Regular user philadelphia 134 Posts
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Going to the SAM/IBM convention with Doug on one arm and Photius on the other....
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Doug being on Kelly's other arm.
Why is Kyle such a lucky man?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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Because he realizes that Kelly could have done way way way better then ME. lol
Why is Kyle still not getting any dinner tonight?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because in an earlier thread he dissed his beautiful wife's cooking.
What kind of magic will it take to get Kyle dinner?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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One in which I do this trick with a credit card that magically ends up at payless Shoe stores. She loves the trick but I am not so thrilled by it.
What does Kelly see in Kyle any ways?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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A credit card at Payless
Why doesn't Kyle actually deserve dinner?
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