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poofersmagic Regular user philadelphia 134 Posts 
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Because he needs to learn to cook HIMSELF....
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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I would cook for you kelly, masterpieces deserving of an Iron Chef!
(and since you forgot a gag) What would Photius cook for Kyle, besides his goose?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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His beard with the marshmellows still in it.
Why will kelly never be cooking anything for Photius anytime soon?
Kyle Peron
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poofersmagic Regular user philadelphia 134 Posts
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Because Photius is in Texas and I am in PA.... DUH!
What would Doug, Photius and Kyle do without me to love??? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because cruel Kyle keeps her locked up and shoeless in a tower.
How many Blackstones does it take to vanish a Kyle?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Quote:
On 2008-04-20 17:39, poofersmagic wrote: Die Now back to my previous gag
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Too many Blackstones because I am way to fast for them to ever catch me.
Why is kyle heaving and puking over the toilet rioght now after reading Photius' lame "die" comment?
Kyle Peron
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poofersmagic Regular user philadelphia 134 Posts
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Because he has nothing better to do than type in gag tag....
What would life be like without kyle? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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A whole lot better.
Why does the magic fraternity even tolerate Kyle?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Boring.. boring and really um boring.
What would life be without Photius to set us straight?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Miserable, completely miserable.
Why did mark give up nani for Kelly?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Cause kelly can bend and flex a heck opf a lot better. wahoooooo!
why will Photius be envious of this and ponder it for hours?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You forgot a gag, Kyley poo. You need more smart pills
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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No I did not you big bearded dummy.
Why is Photius so clueless?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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See I was right, you forgot a gag. (hey if I'm clueless)
Why did Kelly pluck out Kyle's mustache when his credit card bounced at payless?
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poofersmagic Regular user philadelphia 134 Posts
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Because he watches too many David Blaine TV specials...
What does Mark Wilson and Photius have in common? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Nani!
Back to my last gag
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Because she couldn;t stand having to buy only 50 peairs of black shoes that all look exactly the same any ways.
Why was kyle sitting on a bench outside of payless with Kelly's purse and all Kelly's bags?
Kyle Peron
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poofersmagic Regular user philadelphia 134 Posts
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Because there was nothing left to pluck...(after she spent all his money)
Why doesn't doug have an avatar yet? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he refuses to buy shoes for the beautiful kelly and doesn't deserve one.
Why is Kyle always left holding the bag
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