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poofersmagic
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Because he needs to learn to cook HIMSELF....
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I would cook for you kelly, masterpieces deserving of an Iron Chef!

(and since you forgot a gag)

What would Photius cook for Kyle, besides his goose?
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His beard with the marshmellows still in it.

Why will kelly never be cooking anything for Photius anytime soon?
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Because Photius is in Texas and I am in PA.... DUH!

What would Doug, Photius and Kyle do without me to love???
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Because cruel Kyle keeps her locked up and shoeless in a tower.

How many Blackstones does it take to vanish a Kyle?
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Quote:
On 2008-04-20 17:39, poofersmagic wrote:
Because Photius is in Texas and I am in PA.... DUH!

What would Doug, Photius and Kyle do without me to love???


Die

Now back to my previous gag
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Too many Blackstones because I am way to fast for them to ever catch me.

Why is kyle heaving and puking over the toilet rioght now after reading Photius' lame "die" comment?
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Because he has nothing better to do than type in gag tag....

What would life be like without kyle?
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A whole lot better.

Why does the magic fraternity even tolerate Kyle?
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Boring.. boring and really um boring.

What would life be without Photius to set us straight?
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Miserable, completely miserable.

Why did mark give up nani for Kelly?
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Cause kelly can bend and flex a heck opf a lot better. wahoooooo!

why will Photius be envious of this and ponder it for hours?
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You forgot a gag, Kyley poo. You need more smart pills
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No I did not you big bearded dummy.

Why is Photius so clueless?
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See I was right, you forgot a gag. (hey if I'm clueless)

Why did Kelly pluck out Kyle's mustache when his credit card bounced at payless?
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poofersmagic
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Because he watches too many David Blaine TV specials...

What does Mark Wilson and Photius have in common?
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Nani!

Back to my last gag
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Because she couldn;t stand having to buy only 50 peairs of black shoes that all look exactly the same any ways.

Why was kyle sitting on a bench outside of payless with Kelly's purse and all Kelly's bags?
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Because there was nothing left to pluck...(after she spent all his money)

Why doesn't doug have an avatar yet?
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Because he refuses to buy shoes for the beautiful kelly and doesn't deserve one.

Why is Kyle always left holding the bag
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