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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts 
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Because brainless one celled organisms do not yet have the power to create avatars. Also his mug is so ugly he would be banned from posting.
Why does Kyle love Kelly and adore her for all the greatness and beauty she has?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because it is true.
Why is the bag over Kyle's head?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Because Kelly is not buying a word of what I just said. lol
Why is Kyle still sleeping on the couch tonight?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because Photius has the bedroom.
What does it take to get Kyle a personality?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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No money in the world can buy me one.
What does it take to give Photius good looks?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Nothing he already has them.
What does Photius want, that Kyle has, that Kyle won't get, but Photius will?
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Ummm, let's ask Kelly!
What does Kyle wear when his red jacket is at the dry cleaners?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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His red BVDs
Why is Kelly the most desireable woman in the universe?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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poofersmagic Regular user philadelphia 134 Posts
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He has never been without that jacket....he would be lost....
Why did I ever get involved with you nut jobs? lol |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because we can't tear outselves away from your enchanting charms.
Why did doug propose to Kyle?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Because birds of a feather....
What religious function would Photius perform at Kyle and Kellys re-speaking of the wedding vows?
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poofersmagic Regular user philadelphia 134 Posts
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Because I was not available at the time....
Why did doug accept? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because doug has no taste and it was better than that dog.
And to dougs, nothing would be said, in Orthodoxy there are no vows. What does it take to get Photius to act sanely?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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poofersmagic Regular user philadelphia 134 Posts
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Um.....
why can't I answer that last one? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Its a trick question, it is impossible.
Why does Kyle really pay the mortgage?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Um because some things in the universe can just not be answered even though we try.
Why is Kelly the smartest person in this thread?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because she loves photius.
Why is Kyle behind in the payments?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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poofersmagic Regular user philadelphia 134 Posts
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Because she married the sexy guy in the red jacket...
Why did photius miss that one? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He didn't, he knows , inspite of the marrage license , who Kelly really loves.
Now back to my previous gag.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Cause he still is only a one celled organism.
Why must Kelly team up with Kyle against all these other dweebs?
Kyle Peron
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