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Since nobody asked a question, I will.

Why does a centipede have 100 legs?
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NJJ
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Because if it didn't it would be a worm?


Why did my question get deleted?
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Belfast
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Why did my answer get deleted?
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So you could ask your next question.



Why do men have nipples?
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To help them put their shirts on the right way around.

What do you call a man with a cigar up his nose?
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Airstrip One
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Cockeyed.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a lightning conductor!
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Robert Haas
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It must be the steel plate in your head.

When I was a little boy, my mommy used to tell me........
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It'll grow as you do....she lied.

Why are the English so rude?
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To release the suppressure valve. (bum)

Why don't tigers wear clogs?
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Because they just DON'T 'go' with stripes!

What is black and white and black and white and black and white (etc?)?
"Nemo has been found! He was on an Admiral's Platter at Red Lobster!"
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Michael Jackson caught in a time loop.

Why did the penguin roll down the hill?
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He wanted to test his 'flipper'

When is the best time to salt pork?
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When the hog isn't paying attention...

Why didn't the turtle cross the road?
"Nemo has been found! He was on an Admiral's Platter at Red Lobster!"
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To (not) get to the other tide.

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a bus conductor?
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Is a bus conductor the same as a bus driver? or is this an actual conductor walking around the bus taking tickets?
"I came, I saw, SHE conquered." (The original Latin seems to have been garbled.)
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A miserable Clucker.


How do you confuse an American?
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Harris Deutsch
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Speak English.

Why did the assistant vanish?
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Because the paycheck bounced.

How do you confuse the British?
"Nemo has been found! He was on an Admiral's Platter at Red Lobster!"
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Say that you speak English but actually speak American.

What do a donkey, a unicycle and a bowl of rice have in common?
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I had them all for dinner.

What's the difference between a chicken?
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