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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts 
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Because he was busy preening himself..
Why does Photius long for what he can't have?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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poofersmagic Regular user philadelphia 134 Posts
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Because it is all he knows how to do....
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he want's what is left over.
Why is magic the only thing the group of us really has in common?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Because they wouldn;t let us out of the insane asylum long enough to get real hobbies.
What would we all do if we actually could get other hobbies?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Make the whole world of magic a lot better place.
What kind of magician did doug really want to be?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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A good one.. but we all know that could never happen
What would happen if we all really had skill?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Mark Wilson, Johnny Thompson, Lance Burton and Mac King would all starve.
How much skill would it take to get even one of us in that league?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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There is not enough skill in the world to even bring us up to the level of town fool.
How much skill would it take for us to achieve the status of town fool?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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A lot more than the three of us will ever have.
Why did they never name a magic kit after Photius?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Cause the Photius Prestidigitation Packet just did not have a fancy ring to it.
Why should they make a magic kit after Kyle and his greatness?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Exactly, why should they.
Which magician created the narciflastic move?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Not a very good one.
What would Kyle's magic kit be called?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Kyle's Klutzy Krazy Klunky bag o nuttin.
Why would Kelly really like Mac King more than Kyle?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Kelly says, "because Mac is ten times funnier"
Why is kyle crying and sulking in his own misery?
Kyle Peron
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Because he ate his dancing hamburger and now it's all gone?
Where is the best place to hide your magic tricks from Photius?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Inside my wife's bra. Cause he ain't never getting that close. hehehehe
Where is the best place to hide a dancing hamburger?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Same place cause Kyle ain't getting there either.
How many dancing hamburgers does it take to make a dancing magician?
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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In your dancing stomach!!!
Where does Photius keep his sponge balls?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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In my square sponge pants, where else?
Why can't kyle dance?
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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For the same reason he can't jump....
who is the person that Kyle cites as the greatest influence on his magical career?
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