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daffydoug
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The impromptu rising magic wand trick?

What makes a magician turn blue in front of an audience?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
Father Photius
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When the old water escape doesn't work.


Why is daffy doug like Doug Henning?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Larry Bean
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Always smiling!

Why is Photius like David Copperfield?
magic4u02
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Knows when to vanish

Why is Kyle fascinated with red?
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Kyle is a part of the communist plot.

Why do magicians produce rabbits, when they do the job well enough for themselves?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Because rabbits don't look good in tuxedos.

Why do magicians use top hats any ways?
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Those are the only hats large enough to hold their egos.

When the magician found no rabbit in his hat, what did he find?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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ERIC
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A sign that said "Out to lunch"

What restaurant did the rabbit go to?
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The one that specialized in salads.

How come a magician has never been able to pull Bugs Bunny from a hat?
Father Photius
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Because he never bought any updoc.

Why did the rabbit eat his magician?
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magic4u02
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Because if he had to see Photius' bad show one more time, he was bound to go insane.

What other animal was decided upon before the rabbit as a symbol for magic?
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Tasmanian Devil.

What did the rabbit say as he pulled a magician from the top hat?
magic4u02
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I don't know my own strength.

Why did Bullwinkle stink at magic?
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Because he teamed up with Rocky thinking he was a raccoon - instead of a flying squirrel.

How many secret pockets does Kyle need in his Red Coat of Mystery?
magic4u02
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100. 1 for magic and 99 others to hold credit cards my wife thinks she needs. hehehe

Why does Photius want Kyle's Red Coat of Mystery?
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To be the recipient of its awesome power.

Why will Photius never get Kyle's Red Coat of Mystery?
magic4u02
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Because Photius just does not have the desired looks and strength and mental stability needed to wear such a fine and powerful garment.

What does Photius wear to his magic show performances?
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A big smile.

Why does Kyle insist on making his wife buy cheap shoes when he knows she deserves the best?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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He's trying to make up for a dysfunctional childhood...

What is Kyle's favorite comeback when people laugh at his red jacket?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Stop laughing or I'll stick beans up my nose and cry.

How many nights a year does Kyle sleep on the couch?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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