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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts 
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I'm not touching a boys & collar joke. I respect Photius too much.
Where does Photius go for a night out with Kelly? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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We will never tell, that is our little secret.
What does Kyle dream about when he sleeps?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Kyle dreams of hair, and talent and applause. Yet....
What does Kyle REALLY have nightmares about? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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That Kelly and Nani both really do love photius.
If Kyle is a magician , why can't he make more hair appear on his head?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8820 Posts
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He does a better job than Harris , said Nigel the puppet that Rocks...
After the vanish, where did Harris hair, re-appear?, asked Nigel.
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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On Photius' face.
How can you tell when a magician is lying to his audience? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Cause Photius shows up and points at you with his evil grin.
What REALLY is underneath Photius' mystery beard?
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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Acne. Which at his age can be pretty embarrassing.
What do the avatars of the last five posters have in common? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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None of them Nani Darnell in them.
Why is it called magic when Kyle says abracadabra and something disappears, but isn't magic when he sets something down then can't find it?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8820 Posts
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Words used for "lost objects" are not as magical.
Where does your sense of humor go?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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To the Good Humor company.
Why do ventriloquist always seem to be speechless?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8820 Posts
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A. great technique
b. trick photography c.Some forget to trim their mustache(s) d. great editing e. great script writing f. radio work (one of my earlier puppets had a spot on a weekly radio program..they never saw my lips move ..hee hee.) Where does a 4 bit magician get his ideas?(aside..what is the difference between a 2 and 4 bit entertainer....steping back inside...hd
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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From an old 50 cent paperback magic book.
What did the magician load in his pants?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8820 Posts
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Bad Breath.....(where are my altoids)
What do you get when you are so out of breath that you pant again?(twice that is)
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Two pair of pants
Why does Nigel get all the good lines?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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Because we feel sorry for him for being named Nigel.
What do you get when you cross a magician with a pelican? |
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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I don't know, but it sure can perform a killer version of pulling fish out of a hat!
What do you get when you cross a fish with photius?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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A magician with a heck of a built in dark well.
Why is Kyle without his jacket like Stoneunhinged without his hat?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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It would be like the Lone Ranger without his mask.
What button is missing from Kyle's Red Coat of Mystery? |
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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The panic button...
What do you get when you cross Houdini with Photius?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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