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It's wing is on the opposite side.

What's the difference between a half a rabbit and a bucket of frogs?
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No difference. Both taste like chicken.


Why is a traffic light red?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.



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Corona Smith
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Its embarrassed about the congestion.


What do you get if you cross a minister for the environment with a sheep?
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Green Wool

What's the difference between a half a rabbit and a bucket of frogs? (for George)
magicgeorge
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If I knew, I wouldn't have asked....

Can you give a sentence with the word "horticulture" in it?
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You can lead a horticulture but you can't make him think.

(golden oldie)


Is nothing permanent?
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I hope not.


Why did George start this?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.



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Corona Smith
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He's collecting material for his new book.


What's the best way to locate a funny bone?
Professor Piper
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Exploratory surgery.

Will any royalties be paid from the book?
"Nemo has been found! He was on an Admiral's Platter at Red Lobster!"
NJJ
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No - but we will be royally shafted!

what is the title of George's book?
magicgeorge
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Pinchlines

What did the vampire say to the witch?
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You sure are a cold-blooded bi###!

What did the witch say back?
"Nemo has been found! He was on an Admiral's Platter at Red Lobster!"
honus
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"Well, you suck!"

What do spectres eat for breakfast?
Rupert Bair
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Ghoulash and bananas.

Why was the fish sad?
Professor Piper
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Because his 'net' profish were down...

Why was the Fish Boat Capt. happy?
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He was a Pisces working for Scale.

Why did the magician run out of gold fish?
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Professor Piper
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Cause he forgot to make them reappear...

Why did the pet shop go out of business?
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Their Leash ran out.

What do you get when you cross a goldfish with a dachhound/sic?..(weiner dog)?
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Professor Piper
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Really strange looking Sushi, that tastes vaguely of Oscar Meyer...

What do you get when you cross and elephant and a kangaroo?
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Dinner for five.


What do you call a deer with no eyes?
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. - Aristotle
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