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Father Photius
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A great looking magician in George's hat.


What do you get if Kyle gives up magic?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
magic4u02
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A world lost without any real magic. A world that ceases to be entertained. A world full of sadness and dispare because there is just nothing left to lift their spirits. A miserable world doomed for decay.

What would you get if Photius actually practiced?
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Father Photius
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A third Bouton making it big in magic. (Well 4th if you count Uncle Pete)

What kind of magic can you do on top of the Empire State Building while batting down airplanes?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Larry Bean
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Big Monkey Magic.

During which trick did the monkey assist the magician?
magicoftomh
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Do as I do, when Kyle was performing.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a rabbit?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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magic4u02
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I don't know but it didn't want to fit in the hat and the kids wouldn't pet it.

What would happen if Photius nwas actually good at magic?
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Larry Bean
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Chuck Norris would be jealous.

What would happen if Kyle was actually good at magic?
magic4u02
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People would faint and think hell froze over.

What would Larry do if he did not have those giant cards?
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ERIC
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Hide his "FUNKY" elbow behind some flowers?

How do it get so "FUNKY"?
magic4u02
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You would have Funky Elbow too if you had to hold those cards every single day in that avatar.

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We'd all be in BIG trouble
What do you get when you cross Photius with a popsicle?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
magic4u02
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A guy with a sticky beard and sticks dangling from it. I call that ART.

What is the new theme for Photius' new act?
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A new Way to beat insomnia!

How would Photius fare performing his act in front of 10,000 chimpanzees?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
magic4u02
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The Chimps would look at him and laugh and laugh and laugh.

What FINALLY made Doug put up an Avatar?
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He LOVES torturing you guys!

What would Photius say if he had to change avatars with Daffy Doug?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
magic4u02
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OMG you have gone as red as Kyles red jacket of mystery aghhh aghhhh

What Made Doug so jealous of Kyle's red jacket that he chose that color for his avatar background?
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Doug takes fifth....
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Doug drinks the fifth.

Who put rum in the lota bowl?
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*hic* whut lota bowl?
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Father Photius
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He's always secretly wanted to be Kyle.

Why would Photius be delighted when the chimps laughed at him?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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