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It's nice to know you got cousin's in the world?

Where would Daff stash his cash if he knew y'all were about to steal it?
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He knew eventually he could provide entertainment for Kyle's kids.

What do you get when you cross Doug with a vegetable?
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A turnip that STILL wishes it had hair??

What do you get when you cross a carrot with Kyle's red jacket?
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Two vegetables.
and for doug: In kyle's red jacket, cause nobody would ever put there hand in that.

What are the similarities between Photius and a baboon?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Actually, I don't CARROT all.

Name something red and disgusting.
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Kyle

now back to my last gag
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Kyle's red jacket when he is sitting "on the throne" Peeeuwee!

Name something even more disgusting than a stinky Kyle red jacket!
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Kyle's magic act.

Name something 9 out of 10 ogres find disgusting.
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Kyle kissing Photius!

What do Santa Clause and Kyle have in common?
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A red suit. But Santa has the taste to only wear it one day of the year.

What did Kyle get in his Christmas stocking?
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A note from Santa telling him to lay off the red suits! (or his attorney would be in touch!)

What did kyle WISH for under the Christmas tree?
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To get Kelly back from Photius.

Would you rather see Kelly kissing Kyle, Photius or Santa Claus?
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To heck with Kyle....let's bring old saint Nick into the picture! That beard would be quite a challenge for her to get around!

WYR find in your Christmas stocking lint from Kyle's jacket, or beard hairs from Photius's beard?
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With the samples from Kyle's jacket, we might find a cure.

What strange things might be found in Photius' beard?
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WYR?
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I'd rather not do this again.

Would you rather be humiliated several times in one group

or

Would you rather be forced to wear the same red jacket for years?
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I'll leave the red jacket signature to Kyle..it's his original idea, and we don't want to steal his stchick, do we? So humiliate me....I can take it... I'm macho...

WYR have all you can eat FREE at Baskin Robbins, or at the "outback Steak House"?
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Oh humilated several times would be much greater than being humilated perpetually by a red jacket.

Hey this isn't the WYR thread, wake up doug!

What are the similarities between Photius and a Baboon?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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We're sorry Photius..it was your idea..the baboon wins!

WYR have all you can eat FREE at Baskin Robbins, or at the "outback Steak House"?
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This is gag tag, doug, not WYR, wake up ur in the wrong thread.
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