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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts 
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Macho Macho man...I'd rather eat free at Baskin Robbins...till I get brain freeze.
What do you do with a cyogenically frozen person during a long blackout? |
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Quote:
On 2008-04-23 23:26, photius wrote: Oh God, I am soooo tired....
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Let us put you into the long cryogenic sleep. You won't feel a thing, buddy. Just relax.
Good. Now that he's asleep, what shall we do to mess with Doug? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You have to do anything to mess with doug?
Why have we been picking on Kyle when Doug is so much easier?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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At least you didn't say sleazier...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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At least you could come back with a gag.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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We pick on Kyle because of the Red Coat of Mystery. (Notice the red in a lot of avatars lately?)
Where exactly is daffydoug putting those huge bills? |
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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Into his specially designed jock strap topit. There's LOTS of room in it.
Why do magicians from El Paso always keep their distance from magicians from Cleveland? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Because if the el paso magicians blow a big one (due to the food) it could get real nasty and you do NOT want to be standing to close when that happens.
Whay are magician and fart jokes pretty much the same?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because Cleveland is 1751.5 miles from El Paso, it is pretty easy to do.
Why would a magician in a red jacket reach for a rabbit in Stoneunhinged's hat?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Because Kyle was hungry - and there were no more burgers.
How does Photius incorporate his beard into his magic act? |
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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He produces eggs and rabbits from it.
What does Photius have in common with Tom Cruise? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Neither of us is in love with Rosie O'Donnel.
How many rings do you have to link to gether to make a chain that will circle Doug's head?
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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72.
What do you get when you cross a Greek Orthodox priest with a John Wayne wannabe? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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A Pilgrim who knows where he's going, wa ha ha ha.
What do you get when you actually give photius a real act?
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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A good night's sleep.
Wa ha ha ha! What is the difference between a Greek Orthodox priest, a magician, and a sponge? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Nothing, I'm all three.
What does it cost you when Photius sponges off of you?
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Whatever it is, it's gonna be very, um, painfull, knowhutimeen?
What do you get when you cross Photius with Sponge Bob Square Pants?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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A magician that swims with the fishes.
Why does Photius go Wa ha ha ha?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Doing his JOhn Wayne impression.
Why does photius only do magic south of the border?
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