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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts 
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Not thick enough - I still hear moans and groans through the wall from time to time.
What is the official medical diagnosis of Kyle, Photius and Doug? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Chronic overmagishitis
What was the first trick Photius ever blew in front of an audience.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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The "pull my finger" trick.
How is it that rabbits and doves are used in magic tricks, but not skunks and ducks? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Ducks are, and if you think skunks are not used in magic acts, you have never smelled Doug's act.
Why can't Kyle do the 21 card trick?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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Because he can only count to ten.
What is the difference between a safety razor and a toothpick? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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You can't use a safety razor to keep your eyes open during Doug's act.
Why did Kyle's Razor Blade act go wrong? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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The darn kid swallowed them insstead of just putting them and the thread in like I told him to. lol
Why is Kyle just soooo good with kids?
Kyle Peron
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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Pederasty jokes don't belong at the Café, so...
...Uh....because...uh... ...Kids like red jackets? Why does Kyle have four balls in his right hand? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Because he is right-handed.
Is stoneunhinged looking over or through his glasses in his avatar? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Actually Nani Darnell walked by in a bikini and the glasses fogged up. That was until he realized it wasn;t nani at all but Photius in a bikini.
What would you do if you saw Photius wearing a bikini?
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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I can't see!
Luckily, I can type with my eyes shut. Why did Kyle steal Kelly's bikini? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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He wanted it for himself.
What did Kelly say when she saw him in it? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When will you stop wearing my clothes?
What is Kyle's greatest weakness?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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A one pound dumbbell
What does Kyle say when he heads for the gym for his workout?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Sixteen tons and what do you get....
What is the brightest magical idea daffydoug has ever had?
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Probably to quit while he is ahead...
What makes Kyle most Jealous of Daffy's magic show?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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That Daffy can actually do some magic.
What keeps Kyle grinning like a cheshire cat?
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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When Kelly's away, the cat will play...
What do you get when you cross Kyle's magic act with David Copperfield's magic act?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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A show with half the magic, half the music and half the entertainment.
Why did Kyle cross the road? |
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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To get to David Copperfield's act on the other side....
How does Kyle top the vanishing Statue of Liberty act?
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