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Larry Bean
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Not thick enough - I still hear moans and groans through the wall from time to time.

What is the official medical diagnosis of Kyle, Photius and Doug?
Father Photius
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Chronic overmagishitis

What was the first trick Photius ever blew in front of an audience.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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The "pull my finger" trick.

How is it that rabbits and doves are used in magic tricks, but not skunks and ducks?
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Ducks are, and if you think skunks are not used in magic acts, you have never smelled Doug's act.


Why can't Kyle do the 21 card trick?
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Because he can only count to ten.

What is the difference between a safety razor and a toothpick?
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You can't use a safety razor to keep your eyes open during Doug's act.

Why did Kyle's Razor Blade act go wrong?
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The darn kid swallowed them insstead of just putting them and the thread in like I told him to. lol

Why is Kyle just soooo good with kids?
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Pederasty jokes don't belong at the Café, so...

...Uh....because...uh...

...Kids like red jackets?

Why does Kyle have four balls in his right hand?
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Because he is right-handed.

Is stoneunhinged looking over or through his glasses in his avatar?
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Actually Nani Darnell walked by in a bikini and the glasses fogged up. That was until he realized it wasn;t nani at all but Photius in a bikini.

What would you do if you saw Photius wearing a bikini?
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I can't see!

Luckily, I can type with my eyes shut.

Why did Kyle steal Kelly's bikini?
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He wanted it for himself.

What did Kelly say when she saw him in it?
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When will you stop wearing my clothes?


What is Kyle's greatest weakness?
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A one pound dumbbell

What does Kyle say when he heads for the gym for his workout?
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Sixteen tons and what do you get....


What is the brightest magical idea daffydoug has ever had?
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Probably to quit while he is ahead...

What makes Kyle most Jealous of Daffy's magic show?
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That Daffy can actually do some magic.

What keeps Kyle grinning like a cheshire cat?
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When Kelly's away, the cat will play...

What do you get when you cross Kyle's magic act with David Copperfield's magic act?
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A show with half the magic, half the music and half the entertainment.

Why did Kyle cross the road?
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To get to David Copperfield's act on the other side....

How does Kyle top the vanishing Statue of Liberty act?
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