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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts 
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A Q-Tip.
Wbhat did Kyle produce with his first magic wand? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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A little poopy in his diaper.
When did Photius fall in love with Nani Darnell?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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When Nani was still underage for Photius.
When did Kyle get his red jacket? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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About 50 years after Photius fell for Nani (1953).
What does Kyle's jacket smell like?
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Depends on whether it has a cold or not..
Why does Kelly enjoy sniffing Kyle's jacket?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Other than his money...none. Who could blame Kelly?
Where does Kyle waste his money that the lovely Kelly deserves? |
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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On things he secretly uses in the bathroom....
Why is Kelly jealous of Kyle's bathroom toys?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Kelly is way cuter than a duck.
Where did Kyle get his bathtub duck? |
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Same place he got his bathtub quacker whacker..
Why is Photius jealous of Kyle's bathtub quacker whacker?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Ducks can find water. In his area, Photius cannot.
In the deep southern region, how does Photius find water? |
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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He drinks a gallon of Kool-Aid.
What does "Photius" mean as a verb? |
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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He wrings the sweat from his clothes and desalinates it.
For what crime was the desalinator accused?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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What does "Photius" mean as a verb? To flash us.
For what crime was the desalinator accused?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Photius means bearer of light as a verb. As for the desalinator he was accused of too much pepper and not enough salt.
What did the magician find in his break away dove box when it broke away?
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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A rabbit?
(Ah, Photius, I love you buddy, but a "bearer" (of light or anything else) would be a noun and not a verb. Obviously a Photius is one who Photes, or a Photer. It's not in my Liddell & Scott, but I insist that I am parsing correctly. But let's quit photing around and get back to the subject.) What did the cherry tree say to Kyle? |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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Someone popped you, but not me!
What would Kyle look like in a jacket that fits him?
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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A whole lot better.
Why does Kelly have 400 pairs of shoes and Kyle only one?
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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Because Kyle dresses up like a woman most of the time and they have the same sized feet.
Kyle and Pee-Wee Herman are trapped in a room. Pee-Wee looks at Kyle and says????
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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What? Are you some kind of freak?
Why was Kyle arrested in a movie theatre? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He kept playing with is balls.
What do Kyle and a beaver have in common?
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