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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts 
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I can't think of a dam thing.
Why couldn't Kyle drive through the river crossing? |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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Cause he's too broke to have a car...
What would Kyle buy if he had a few bucks?
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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A dollar gift card.
What is Kyle selling at the Dollar Store? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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His Soul.
How much does Kyle get paid for his act?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Drew, I'll bid one dollar...which was way overvalued.
Where does Kyle buy his clothes? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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Goodwill, where else you gonna find a jacket like that.
Why does Kyle think pizza is a gourmet meal?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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They don't serve it at the soup kitchen.
What toppings does Kyle like on his pizza? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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Crow, he generally has to eat a lot of it.
What did Kyle's mother say when she first saw him?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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What's up with the goofy mustache?
Where was Kyle's first magic show? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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Before an audience of six plastic army men and a betsy wetsy doll.
(his largest audience to date too) How many women did photius saw in half before he got it right?
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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Don't know, but he always got the half that ate.
What happened to the other half? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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I married it. (OK who hacked my account and wrote that?)
Why was photius always embarrassed by the big sign outside his shows that said "Welcome to Photius the World's Greatest Magician"
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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The audience reaction after the shows?
What was the first magic book read by Photius? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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As far as full books go, it was Blackstone's Secrets of Magic (autographed and of course a gift from Uncle Harry) otherwise it was one of those Dr. Pepper give away sheets Mark Wilson hocked on his Dallas Time For Magic Show for 6 Dr. Pepper bottle caps.
What did Photius learn from that first book?
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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DOn't know, but it was carved in stone.... (SORRY P)
Who wrote it? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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Actually Gibson wrote it, it was ghosted by him and put out under Uncle Harry's name.
Now back to my last gag.
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Would you like a slap on the back?
Why did we perform the Heimlich Maneuver on Kyle? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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Oh I thought you guys said perform the hinney lick maneuver on Kyle, duh!
How is kyle with a gag like doug with a blindfold?
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3079 Posts
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They are both frightened by the ensuing silence.
How do you re-hinge a stone? |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8694 Posts
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Regather the moss.
Why did the stone not gather the moss?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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