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Father Photius
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I'm not a detective, plus I hang around Lois Lane too much, she has yet to figure out I'm superman, duh!

Why, no matter how hard we try, we really can't tear down Kyle?
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Cause Kelly has already beaten you guys to it lol

Why was Popeye so hot for the ugly Olive Oil?
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Well blow me down? I really don't know, other than there were rumors he love to go swimmin with bowl legged women

Why is the drop dead gorgeous Kelly so hot for the ugly Kyle?
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Pssst psssst she loves the red jacket of mystery and the GIANT wand Kyle carries in his pocket. (ok ok that was a bit TMI but I am sticking with it)

What cartoon woman would be a perfect match for Photius?
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Father Photius
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Lana Lang, after all that is who I actually married, (Lois was a barmaid in detroit).

What would the title of Kyle's Biography be?
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My Life? Now THAT's Funny!

What would Doug's biography title be called?
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"The Four Greatest Magicians in the World and How I Taught the Other Three!"

What would Photius' biography title be called?
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"How I lust over Kelly and Nani in jello together with me!" Oh you said book title? I thought you meant part of his DVD collection.

What would Larry's Biography title be called?
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My life as a stooge (and my biography by the way is entitled Memoirs of a Mangy Lover...it was Nani's suggestion)

What was the most shocking chapter in Kyle's biography?
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"Kyle and the mystery of his 4 balls" - great chapter

What is a chapter Photius' WISHES someone would write about him?
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"My Torrid Love Affair with Nani"

What category of magic award is Kyle a shoe in for?
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Best usage of a loud costume in a magic act used for misdirection.

What category of magic award is Doug sure to win?
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Best 200 unsuccessful attempts at the 21 card trick.

How is Kyle's act like the opening of the Dick Van Dyke show?
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I go on stage and flounder with the act and trip over my feet while Kelly stands and laughs at me.

What TV show is Photius' magic show most like?
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The little guy on the tricycle on Laugh-In

Why did Kelly saw Kyle in half?
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She said, "To get to Photius' other side!"

Why does Kyle not let Kelly near knives and sharp objects?
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Kyle knows he lives on the cutting edge (and Kelly's just the gal to cut him).


What method did photius use to levitate Kelly?
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A fork lift. hehehe (Kyle heads to the couch again)

Why doesKyle insist on poking fun at his lovely wife?
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Because that is the only way he can poke her.

What magic trick did Kelly ask Photius to perform on Kyle?
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Let me ask her.... she said, "a Levitation, a Penetration, a climax and a vanish!" I am worried about the girl lol

Why is Kyle worried?
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