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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts ![]() |
I'm not a detective, plus I hang around Lois Lane too much, she has yet to figure out I'm superman, duh!
Why, no matter how hard we try, we really can't tear down Kyle?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02![]() Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts ![]() |
Cause Kelly has already beaten you guys to it lol
Why was Popeye so hot for the ugly Olive Oil?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts ![]() |
Well blow me down? I really don't know, other than there were rumors he love to go swimmin with bowl legged women
Why is the drop dead gorgeous Kelly so hot for the ugly Kyle?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02![]() Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts ![]() |
Pssst psssst she loves the red jacket of mystery and the GIANT wand Kyle carries in his pocket. (ok ok that was a bit TMI but I am sticking with it)
What cartoon woman would be a perfect match for Photius?
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts ![]() |
Lana Lang, after all that is who I actually married, (Lois was a barmaid in detroit).
What would the title of Kyle's Biography be?
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magic4u02![]() Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts ![]() |
My Life? Now THAT's Funny!
What would Doug's biography title be called?
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Larry Bean![]() Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts ![]() |
"The Four Greatest Magicians in the World and How I Taught the Other Three!"
What would Photius' biography title be called? |
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magic4u02![]() Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts ![]() |
"How I lust over Kelly and Nani in jello together with me!" Oh you said book title? I thought you meant part of his DVD collection.
What would Larry's Biography title be called?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts ![]() |
My life as a stooge (and my biography by the way is entitled Memoirs of a Mangy Lover...it was Nani's suggestion)
What was the most shocking chapter in Kyle's biography?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02![]() Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts ![]() |
"Kyle and the mystery of his 4 balls" - great chapter
What is a chapter Photius' WISHES someone would write about him?
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts ![]() |
"My Torrid Love Affair with Nani"
What category of magic award is Kyle a shoe in for?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02![]() Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts ![]() |
Best usage of a loud costume in a magic act used for misdirection.
What category of magic award is Doug sure to win?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts ![]() |
Best 200 unsuccessful attempts at the 21 card trick.
How is Kyle's act like the opening of the Dick Van Dyke show?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02![]() Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts ![]() |
I go on stage and flounder with the act and trip over my feet while Kelly stands and laughs at me.
What TV show is Photius' magic show most like?
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts ![]() |
The little guy on the tricycle on Laugh-In
Why did Kelly saw Kyle in half?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02![]() Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts ![]() |
She said, "To get to Photius' other side!"
Why does Kyle not let Kelly near knives and sharp objects?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts ![]() |
Kyle knows he lives on the cutting edge (and Kelly's just the gal to cut him).
What method did photius use to levitate Kelly?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02![]() Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts ![]() |
A fork lift. hehehe (Kyle heads to the couch again)
Why doesKyle insist on poking fun at his lovely wife?
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts ![]() |
Because that is the only way he can poke her.
What magic trick did Kelly ask Photius to perform on Kyle?
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magic4u02![]() Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts ![]() |
Let me ask her.... she said, "a Levitation, a Penetration, a climax and a vanish!" I am worried about the girl lol
Why is Kyle worried?
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