I'm not a detective, plus I hang around Lois Lane too much, she has yet to figure out I'm superman, duh!

Why, no matter how hard we try, we really can't tear down Kyle?

Cause Kelly has already beaten you guys to it lol

Why was Popeye so hot for the ugly Olive Oil?

Well blow me down? I really don't know, other than there were rumors he love to go swimmin with bowl legged women

Why is the drop dead gorgeous Kelly so hot for the ugly Kyle?

Pssst psssst she loves the red jacket of mystery and the GIANT wand Kyle carries in his pocket. (ok ok that was a bit TMI but I am sticking with it)

What cartoon woman would be a perfect match for Photius?

Lana Lang, after all that is who I actually married, (Lois was a barmaid in detroit).

What would the title of Kyle's Biography be?

My Life? Now THAT's Funny!

What would Doug's biography title be called?

"The Four Greatest Magicians in the World and How I Taught the Other Three!"

What would Photius' biography title be called?

"How I lust over Kelly and Nani in jello together with me!" Oh you said book title? I thought you meant part of his DVD collection.

What would Larry's Biography title be called?

My life as a stooge (and my biography by the way is entitled Memoirs of a Mangy Lover...it was Nani's suggestion)

What was the most shocking chapter in Kyle's biography?

"Kyle and the mystery of his 4 balls" - great chapter

What is a chapter Photius' WISHES someone would write about him?

"My Torrid Love Affair with Nani"

What category of magic award is Kyle a shoe in for?

Best usage of a loud costume in a magic act used for misdirection.

What category of magic award is Doug sure to win?

Best 200 unsuccessful attempts at the 21 card trick.

How is Kyle's act like the opening of the Dick Van Dyke show?

I go on stage and flounder with the act and trip over my feet while Kelly stands and laughs at me.

What TV show is Photius' magic show most like?

The little guy on the tricycle on Laugh-In

Why did Kelly saw Kyle in half?

She said, "To get to Photius' other side!"

Why does Kyle not let Kelly near knives and sharp objects?

Kyle knows he lives on the cutting edge (and Kelly's just the gal to cut him).


What method did photius use to levitate Kelly?

A fork lift. hehehe (Kyle heads to the couch again)

Why doesKyle insist on poking fun at his lovely wife?

Because that is the only way he can poke her.

What magic trick did Kelly ask Photius to perform on Kyle?

Let me ask her.... she said, "a Levitation, a Penetration, a climax and a vanish!" I am worried about the girl lol

Why is Kyle worried?