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Professor Piper Special user Somewhere, out there... 770 Posts 
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No Idear?
Same question, what do you get when you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
"Nemo has been found! He was on an Admiral's Platter at Red Lobster!"
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Dan Paulus Veteran user Utah is isolated from the real world by 343 Posts
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On 2007-10-30 13:30, Dan Paulus wrote: Trying to answer the previous joke, someone beat me to it. Please continue...
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. - Aristotle
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Dan Paulus Veteran user Utah is isolated from the real world by 343 Posts
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On 2007-10-30 13:31, Professor Piper wrote: Great big holes all across Australia! What's a hindu?
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. - Aristotle
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8823 Posts
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The answer to the question where to look when backing up.
Where is the best place to look for unicorns?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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Dan Paulus Veteran user Utah is isolated from the real world by 343 Posts
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On a Uni's feet
what goes; whiff whiff whiff Jump whiff wiff wiff Jump whiff whiff whiff Jump whiff wiff wiff Jump?
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. - Aristotle
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Lyndel Inner circle wrote the theme to the TV show COPS! 1623 Posts
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A police K-9 jumping rope...
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts
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Because he did it TWO WEEKS before anyone else, with a FRIGGIN ELEPHANT GUN!!!
FREAKIN' ECK!!! What do you get if you cross a chimpanzee with a lightbulb? |
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Professor Piper Special user Somewhere, out there... 770 Posts
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A Criss Angel animal special?
What's grosser than gross?
"Nemo has been found! He was on an Admiral's Platter at Red Lobster!"
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts
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A grocer.
?天地玄黃宇宙洪荒日月盈仄 |
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Professor Piper Special user Somewhere, out there... 770 Posts
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3.5 X Pie
Why is the sky blue?
"Nemo has been found! He was on an Admiral's Platter at Red Lobster!"
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts
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Because it's cold.
What type of animal is a derfish? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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It's like a derf but a bit more whirly.
What's green and sounds like a zebra? |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8823 Posts
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The Wicked Witches Brasier (sic)
Why are magicians bad spelerz?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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Professor Piper Special user Somewhere, out there... 770 Posts
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Because their "Spell" checker hasn't been updated.
Why didn't 'Hooked on Phonics" work for Barbara Walters?
"Nemo has been found! He was on an Admiral's Platter at Red Lobster!"
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8823 Posts
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She got her Bee's in a upwoar.
Where do Bee's wash there clothes?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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nucinud Inner circle New York, New York 1297 Posts
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In a humdinger.
What is the difference between George Orwell and Orson Wells?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.
Now U C It Now U Don't Harry Mandel www.mandelmagic.com |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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There's no such thing as a George cart.
Knock knock, Who's there, Aldous Huxley, Aldous Huxley who? |
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nucinud Inner circle New York, New York 1297 Posts
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Aldous Huxley came for lunch.
What kind of stone is never found in the ocean?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.
Now U C It Now U Don't Harry Mandel www.mandelmagic.com |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts
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Keith Richards.
What's the difference between the ocean and the sea? |
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Danny The Idiot Regular user London, UK 170 Posts
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Oncs.
how many clowns does it take to change a light bulb? |
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