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Father Photius
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He's afraid Photius will do those tricks just to make Kelly Happy. Ok, the hangman's noose will do the levitation, I got doug for the penetration and climax, now I need to call Gomez across the border about the vanish.


How is Doug's magic act like that of Carnie Wilson on Celecadabra?
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Both were unforgettable.... unforgettably bad that is. lol

What cartoon character is Doug most like?
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Father Photius
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The sea hag.

When would Kyle get eliminated on Celecadabra?
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He wouldn't. He would just get lost trying to get to the Magic Castle.

Why isn't Photius on Celebracadabra?
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He's already a member of the magic castle.

What did Abbey McBride say when she saw Kyle's act?
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OH MY GOD you are SOOOOOO dreamy and SOOOOOOO hot. Then she looked up from her plate of food and saw Kyle and puked.

What did Photius' mom and dad say after he performed his first trick?
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"Mark Wilson, eat your heart out!"

Why does Carnie Wilson want to be Kyle's assistant?
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So Kyle can cut her in half on national tv...again.

In what movie will Kyle and Carnie Wilson be starring?
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The Z list celebrity and the Hack Magician

What is so magic about Kyle's haircut?
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Kyle and I learned this together...the Magical Vanishing Hairline.

Why was Kelly surprised to find Kyle using Rogaine?
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Because his hair was getting thinner not thicker.

What was the magical surprise that Kyle found in his jacket pocket.
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His egg salad sandwich from last October.

Why does Kyle put ketchup on all his food?
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So when he eats he can keep his jacket the same color.

What was the magic surprise Kelly gave Kyle on their wedding night.
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Separate beds!

What popped out of the cake at Kyle's bachelor party?
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Daffydoug in a G string.

What was the big magic moment in Kyle's life?
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Purchasing his red jacket.

Where do you buy red jackets like Kyle's?
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Answered that one before, Goodwill, only place that will even consider handeling them.

How did Kyle make his taxes disappear?
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At the local pimp daddy shop. I also have a nice frilly hat to go with it.

Why does Tom want to be so much like me?
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Because he always wanted to get a lot of laughs from women.


What was the music Kyle used for his first Illusion?
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It's a Small World Afterall!

Who was the first magician Kyle ever saw?
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