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Father Photius
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He's never seen a real magician before, or at least until last SAM when he met photius.

What is Kelly's greatest secret?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
magicoftomh
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The $25,000 she keeps hidden in her...oops! Kyle's watching!
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Father Photius
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You forgot a gag!
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magicoftomh
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Ack! Ack! Ack! There's my gag!

What is the only way to keep Kyle out of a magician's club meeting?
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Father Photius
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Invite photius.

What was the title of the first magic lecture Kyle ever attended?
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magicoftomh
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How to Destroy a Young Magician's Career.

Who was the lecturer?
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Father Photius
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Mandrake the Magician.

What evil does the Shadow know really lurks in the heart of Kyle?
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magicoftomh
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Kyle loves to write "Wipe hands on pants." on those blow dryers in men's rooms.

What is the greatest thing Kyle has ever read?
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Father Photius
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The instructions on the bottom of his boot full of water.

What was the magic drink that Kelly gives to Kyle when she wants to escape?
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magicoftomh
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Whatever Kelly mops off the bathroom floor.

What is Kelly's first stop when she escapes from Kyle?
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Father Photius
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Photius's house.

Why wouldn't doug get into Kyle's guillotine illusion?
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magicoftomh
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You need a backbone for it to work?

Following the guillotine act, whose head would you use in the large cups and heads act?
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The head of Alfredo Garcia? Surely you weren't thinking that one of the lovely gentlemen here at the Café should be beheaded?

Whose head would you use in a flea circus's cups and heads act?
magic4u02
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Photius. His head is so small due to the lack of brain matter inside. It would work really well for this.

What should a magician do if they can not think of a good line for this section?
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Start posting in the Food for Thought forum.

What should a magician do if they can't find a red mystery jacket like Kyle's?
magic4u02
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Give up all hope of every being remotely cool and just go to Kyle's shows and start praising him. =)

What would stoneunhinged do without his really big hat?
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Father Photius
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Shove it down Kyle's throat, outside of the improvement, nobody would notice the difference.

What did the board of directors of the academy say when they heard Kyle was coming to the Magic Castle?
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magic4u02
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Quick remove all the signs, lock the doors and turn out the lights. Maybe he won't notice.

Why hasn't Photius starred in his own Vegas show?
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ERIC
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He can't find his way out of Texas.

How many repeats do you repeat repeating the six card repeat?
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They're afraid he'd harass all the show girls.....

Why did Kyle harass Photius?
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