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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts 
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As many as it takes before the audience starts to finally clap.
When will Eric finally get a chance to meet Kyle live and in person (afterall he only lives in NJ and Kyle lives in Philly area)?
Kyle Peron
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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The same time Kyle finally gets a chance to meet Eric live and in person....
Why does Kyle wear women's underwear??
Robert Haas
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Because Rob gave him his pair to try on.
Why does Rob Prtend to be thinking in his avatar when he has no brain at all?
Kyle Peron
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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Because the clock stuck in his head embarrasses him.
What is Kyle doing with his LEFT hand? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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LOL, I asked that about 30 pages ago but Kyle fobbed me off with some excuse unlike in his avatar where he's fobbing himself off.
What do you get if you cross an MP with a pint of zebra wee? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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A sober MP
Why hasn't kyle stared in his own Texas show?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Texas hasn't asked.
Why hasn't Photius starred in a Pennsylvania show? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Actually I have, family hails from Warren, Pa.
Why does Arkansas have a Paris when Texas, Tennesee, and France already have one?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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There are at least 14 states with a town named "Paris", I guess Arkansas just didn't want to be left out.
Why is everything so big in Texas? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because Texans got the ego to go with it.
What do you call a magician with a big ego who lives in Houston?
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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Nolan Ryan
Why are 5 of the top 10 fattest cities in the USA all located in Texas?
Robert Haas
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Cuz everythin's big in Texas!
Why did the Texans laugh at Kyle? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Cuz hes a dam*yankee
(And nolan isn't a magician, and lives in Alvin, not Houston) What's the biggest Illusion in Texas?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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The illusion that some orthodox priest in El Paso is really a magician?
What did the Texan produce from his 10 gallon hat? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Mark Wilson and Nani Darnell
How many Boutons who were magicians have lived in Texas?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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I'd guess two, but I'd hate to leave any Blackstones unturned.
Would you rather have assisted Blackstone in the bunny trick or Would you rather have assisted Blackstone in the birdcage trick? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Well I did assist the birdcage trick, just thankful I didn't get stuck with one of those bunnies, guess Uncle Harry didn't have one in his apartment to spare that day. (And actually there were three, my dad did a bit of magic as well)
(and this is gag tag, not WYR) What is the life expectancy of the canary in Senior's birdcage trick?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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5 seconds. Then it returns to life. 5 seconds later, it's a goner.
Why would the department of energy be contacting the Bouton family? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Cause with all the hot air we produce you could light up Las Vegas for a century.
How many blondes does it take to make a Las Vegas magician?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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2...actually...1 if the father is a tan redhead.
Why was the magician found dead outside Las Vegas? |
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