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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts 
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He's holding back until he learns how to spell "SAM"
What will the convention do without him?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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A lot better.
Who did Kyle recommend for the headliner at SAM 2009?
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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His magic mirror told him that he is the only one worthy of the honor..
How else does Kyle put Kelly to sleep besides showing her tricks?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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By making romantic advances.
Why was not at the "women in magic" lecture during SAM 2007?
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Why was not??
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Why was kyle not at the "women in magic" lecture during SAM 2007?
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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He was too humble about the possibility of getting voted lady of the year.
Why was Kelly so jealous about Kyle's feminine traits?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because they don't come no more girly than Kyle.
What fell from the air when the magician waved his wand?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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The other part of Photius' inflated ego. lol
What should we do with all the left over ego spilling out of Photius' head?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Erect a monument to Kyle.
What magician has the biggest ego in the world? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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I do. Deservedly.
What did I say to my kid at breakfast this morning? |
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Hey kid, wanna buy a Jeep?
Why is Kyle's credit so bad?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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He's still paying for those magic lessons he cut class on.
Where did Kyle go to school? |
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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The Pee Wee Herman school of magic...
Why was Kyyle always being put in the dunce corner?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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The thought of spanking Kyle's but was too revolting to his teachers.
What did Kyle produce from his dunce cap? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Kyle, what else?
What magic word does Kelly use to make Kyle disappear?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Get a job.
Where was Kyle's last job? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Noplace, he never has had one.
What is the real secret to Mac King's cloak of invisibility?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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J K Rowling gave it to him.
What does Kyle's red jacket double as a cloak of? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Stupidity.
What was the date that Kelly decided that Kyle was simply not going to do?
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