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magicoftomh
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Their second.

When did Kyle propose to Kelly?
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He's never stopped making propositions, fortunately for Kelly she rejects the majority of them.

Why does Kyle wear depends when he does his act?
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In case angry mobs threaten to beat the p*$$ out of Kyle.

Where is the first stop on the Kyle Peron World Tour?
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The middle of nowhere, and it goes downhill from there.

What Magic themed play on Broadway turned Kyle down for the lead?
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magicoftomh
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The Magic Show...which is why Paul Shaffer formed The World's Most Dangerous Band.

How did Paul Shaffer threaten Kyle?
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Because Kyle threatened to look stupider than Paul and get the job on Letterman.

What television Magic show of the 70's best represents the total opposite of Kyle's magic?
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The Magician, which is something Kyle could never claim to be.

What happened when Kyle tried to enter The Magic Castle?
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The owl said "No way Jose!"

When Kyle flushed the toilet at the magic castle, what music played?
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magicoftomh
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Are your kidding? The orchestra had died of Asphyxiation.

What does Kelly do to remove odors from the house?
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Uses a flame thrower.

What trick did Kyle do for his audition for membership in the academy?
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Create the illusion that he was Photius (damn - that collar was tight!)

What other illusions can Kyle do?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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He can make a baseball bat disappear, even when he is stark naked!

What illusions can Photius do while stark naked?
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None, I don't have a tt.


Why do magicians hate tuna caserole?
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Because they can't find a recipe for tuna casserole in Tarbell.

What do Photius and Kyle have in common with cup cakes?
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They all have heads full of air and flat bottoms.

How many cupcakes can you feed to a walrus?
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None, because I neither have cups cakes nor a walrus.


Why is being a magician like Marilu Henner having to kiss Louie DePalma?
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Because we have all the good looks, moves and talent, just to entertain the little people.

Why did Photius teach a magic workshop to a kids baseball team?
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Cause it was the only way he could ever make it to first base.

Why did Photius really retire from performing?
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magicoftomh
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Because of his disability.

What disability caused Photius to retire from performing?
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The disability to find an audience...(hey what am I doing here?)

Why does doug really look like Kermit the Frog?
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