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Because only a pig could love him.

Why does Kyle really look like Gonzo?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Because he doesn't look good enough to be cookie monster.

What trick did Gonzo do to vanish Ernie and Burt?
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The famous torn and restored Muppet trick.

Why can't the Cookie Monster do magic?
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No want magic, Want COOKIE!


What's the best way to restore Kyle to health?
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Tell him Gag-Tag has been removed. (At least he'll get up to check it out)

What is the best way to serve Kyle?
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Well done.


Why would your magic be much better with Kelly and without Kyle?
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Anything with Kelly and without Kyle is good.

What antidote did the Witch Doctor have for Kyle?
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OO eee OOO aahh ahh Ting Tang Wally Wally Bing Bang!

How many used Kleenix tissues can you cram into one red Jacket?
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The same number of dworky dweebs you can fit into a red jacket.....

Why did Kyle get really sick?
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Because he is always one sick puppy.

What would it really take to enhance Kyle's magic?
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magicoftomh
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A magician.

How is Kyle's act like NyQuil?
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They both put you to sleep and leave a bad taste in your mouth.

What was the original thing Kyle used to load in his dove pan, before the cops arrested him?
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Photius' underwear.

What does he load in the dove pan now?
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Sanitary wipes which his audience badly needs after his show.

How did the magician get Kyle to reveal the secret of his cups and balls?
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Because Dixie Cups eventually disintegrate.

Why did Kyle wear a chop cup to the sporting event?
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Because he needed something to keep his chop in.

How did the magician make Kyle's act disappear?
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magicoftomh
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He asked the audience for their attention.

What's the best thing to do when you are in Kyle's audience?
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Leave.

Why did the magician have to give CPR to Kyle?
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He was checking to see if Kyle had a heart?

How do you check Kyle's blood pressure?
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With a tire guage.

How do you check Photius's I.Q.?
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