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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts 
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A micrometer.
Where do you go for a referral for the Magic of Tom Hornikel? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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To the files of the FBI.
How do you measure the magical talent of Daffydoug?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Protons, neutrons and electrons.
How do you measure the contamination caused by Kyle? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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In mega-tons
What's the most magical thing about Tom H?
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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His last name is Houdini.
What three predictions was he making on his Mental Epic?
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The shape of the world, the shape of the world on weekdays, the shape of the world on weekends.
Why is Tom's Epic Mental?
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poofersmagic Regular user philadelphia 134 Posts
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What else would Tom's epic be...
Who is Tom? (I am back and have to get caught up) lol |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Tom is the guy in the avatar with the mental epic who is pretending to be suave and a magician when we all really know he is just a confused person with too much time on his hands.
What has Kyle's favorite thing to do for the past 3 days that he has been bed ridden and sick as a dog?
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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poofersmagic Regular user philadelphia 134 Posts
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Whine and complain to me....."I hate being sick!"
Why is Kyle such a whiner? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Because it is what I do bes. It is either whining or making fun of Photius.
Why is Kelly so lucky to have me as her charming husband?
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because Whiners and weiners go together well.
How many pairs of shoes should Kyle buy Kelly for all the nursing she gave him?
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poofersmagic Regular user philadelphia 134 Posts
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Don't go there dear....
Why did I even get involved with you nut jobs? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Because deep inside you know your have affection for us nutjobs. you married one.
Why will Kyle not be buying kelly any more shoes anytime soon?
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because Orlando Bloom wasn't available.
How many pairs of shoes should Kyle buy Kelly for all the nursing she gave him?
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poofersmagic Regular user philadelphia 134 Posts
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All I need is a gift card from Payless....with an unlimited amount...
Why does Kyle deserve my nursing? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because Kelly is an angel of mercy and she is always compassionate towards those charity cases who are hopeless.
Why does Kelly deserve to upgrade from Payless?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Because the PayMore store is looking pretty good about now.
Why is Kyle feeling like he is being ganged up on?
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he is and he deserves it, the way he treats our lovely , sweet, Kelly.
Why should Kyle enter the TAOM competition?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Because god knows he can;t do any worse then the other guys in it. hehehe
Why should Kyle and kelly make a trip down to meet Photius in TX?
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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poofersmagic Regular user philadelphia 134 Posts
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Because Kelly has always wanted to go to TAOM
Why should we go to TAOM? |
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