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magic4u02
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Because we would win every award there. I mean geesh babe those TX magicians are not all that um er good. hehehe

Why would Photius get scared if we showed up?
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Because he'd be caught without his Kyle Brand Jock Strap Topit. Finally people would realize that not everything is bigger in Texas.

How would Photius get even for being insulted?
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He would take me away from Kyle...in the dark of night...

What would Kyle do if he did?
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Suffer, cause that is exactly what I would do.

What do Harry Blackstone, Jr., Mark Wilson, and Photius all have in common?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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They've never ever contributed to the "GAG TAG" thread at the Magic Café.

What's the difference between a skunk and a magician?
magic4u02
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Thay all wish that they were Kyle

What does Kyle, Kyle and um er Kyle all have in common?
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The same thing the skunk and the magician have in common.


What happened to Kyle's 5th ball?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Kelly controls me by it. lol

What would kelly do without me?
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Probably suffer...

...

...

... NOT!


What would Kelly do if she finally got around to destroying Kyle's red coat?
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She says celebrate lol

What would we all do if we had to watch Photius do a striptease magic act?
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Concentrate on his beard.

What would we all do if we had to watch Kyle remove his jacket?
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Wonder when the auction is going to start. hehehe

What is Stoneunhinged really trying to cover up in his avatar?
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The fact that he is Kyle's twin.


Why would Kelly be so much more happy in Texas with Photius?
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One more person to use and abuse to buy more shoes and then move on.

What is the best meds for Kyle to take to get better?
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Arsenic, Cynide,....

Why would Photius be thrilled to buy Kelly shoes?
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Cause he gets to try on dresses at the same time.

What dress looks best on Photius?
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Any of Nani's or Kelly's

Why is Kyle jealous of the way photius looks in Kelly's dresses?
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Cause Photius looks better in them then Kelly does. hehehe

Why does Kyle never learn?
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Cause he loves not getting fed and sleeping on the couch (what else?)

Why is Kelly , once she finishes creating her solo act, going to break forever from Kyle and become the queen of Magic?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Because she knows a woman can do it way better then us guys any ways.

What music should Kelly use for her act?
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