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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts 
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200. 1 to change the bulb and then other 199 to keep the car running.
Where do pirates but their patches? |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8823 Posts
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With there heads...(that is if you did mean but not put...
Why did the pirate become a magician?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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To learn to control his own deck.
What do you get if you cross Nick Johnson with a sea-food restaurant? |
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Professor Piper Special user Somewhere, out there... 770 Posts
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Well 'BATtered' fish and chips...
What do you get when you mix Lemon juice with water?
"Nemo has been found! He was on an Admiral's Platter at Red Lobster!"
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Dan Paulus Veteran user Utah is isolated from the real world by 343 Posts
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Minute Maid lemonaid.
What's the diffence between Carot Top & Gallagher?
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. - Aristotle
Aristotle www.danscomedymagic.com |
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calamari Elite user The San Francisco Bay Area 429 Posts
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About 20 years...
what do you get when you cross a Carot Top with a Gallagher?
"I came, I saw, SHE conquered." (The original Latin seems to have been garbled.)
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Professor Piper Special user Somewhere, out there... 770 Posts
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A better act.
What do you get when you cross George Carlin and Richard Pryor?
"Nemo has been found! He was on an Admiral's Platter at Red Lobster!"
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honus Veteran user 354 Posts
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A flaming hippie.
What do you get when you cross Jim Callahan with Criss Angel? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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An intergalactic marshmallow.
How many pickled peppers did Professor Piper pick? |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8823 Posts
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He lost count after drinking the juice!
Where do you get Kansas Juice? (aside...I love it when the next question ties into the thread and keeps it going.....OCD except cleaning....Harris)
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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In a Kansas Synagogue
How many owls does it take to mend a hovercraft? |
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Professor Piper Special user Somewhere, out there... 770 Posts
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One, with a message to the Acme Hovercraft reparo service.
(Hic) How do you tell if a pepper is pickled? (Hic)
"Nemo has been found! He was on an Admiral's Platter at Red Lobster!"
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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His shades keep slipping down his nose.
How do you tell if a pickle is peppered? |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8823 Posts
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There is a report of an a Salt.
Why did Goshman use Salt Shakers?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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They were in season.
How do you know if a monkey has stolen your bicycle? |
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Professor Piper Special user Somewhere, out there... 770 Posts
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By the faint sound of accordian music coming from down the block...
How can you tell that your elephant is having her 'monthly'?
"Nemo has been found! He was on an Admiral's Platter at Red Lobster!"
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts
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All the sheep are red
(ewwww. I even disgusted myself) Why is a raven like a writing desk? |
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Professor Piper Special user Somewhere, out there... 770 Posts
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Because your loose change disappears everytime it gets close to it....
(ewwwwww, I was disgusted myself....LOL...My anwser? Your mattress is missing and there is 50cents on the dresser) The "100 Year War"....Elaborate.
"Nemo has been found! He was on an Admiral's Platter at Red Lobster!"
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts
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....was apparently a direct result of the 100 Year War.
What is the most effective solution to the problem of Global Warming? |
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2203 Posts
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Save trees from Cats
Why was the cat saving the tree? |
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