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magicoftomh
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Not enough.

How much does Kyle pay audiences for him to perform a show?
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The exact amount is a secret, but word is that Congress can't spend that much in 5 years.

Why are magicians from Cleveland so much more talented than magicians from Philly?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Has any Philly magician ever set a body of water afire?

Why are magicians in CTown so much better dressed than magicians in Philly?
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Father Photius
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Because the CTown magicians aren't transvestites.


How many psychiatrists does it take to properly diagnose Daffydoug?
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Larry Bean
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There are not enough psychiatrists to properly diagnose Daffydoug.

Why is Philly Cream Cheese better than Wisconsin cheese?
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It taste better on Bagels.

Do you have to be Jewish to enjoy Bagels?
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No, but it helps to be circumsised.

What does a magician get when he can hold his breath for 17 minutes?
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A Eulogy and guitar player using an Ovation...
aside to the tune of Amazing Grace..Amazing Harris we can't believe you held your breath so long...but since you did we all agreed to honor you with a song.
you've been here for 55 years and older every where..but tell us when you get bald up there.....
back to gag tag....

What did the online dater say when she found her date was a mortician and a clown?
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Larry Bean
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"That's funny - I feel like I've been dieing to meet you!"

What magicians have used E-harmony.com ?
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Mystery, Liberace, and Larry

Why did they not find it harmonious?
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Father Photius
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E-Harmony rejected their applications for being perverts.


How many psi of air does it take to properly inflate Larry's date?
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Light touches do much better...and she will follow you any where...

Where did Harris' sense of humor go...and why doesn't he understand the direction of this thread lately...asked Nigel the puppet that rocks...?
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Father Photius
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Because he doesn't know the terror of the Red Jacket.

Why does Nigel not fear the man in the Red Jacket?
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Larry Bean
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Because he is colorblind?

What does Photius do when the cleric collar comes back with too much starch?
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Become the stunt double for "Iron" man.

Where does Wolverine get his specialized thumb tips?
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Father Photius
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From Vernet Iron Works.

Why doesn't Nigel use a thumb tip?
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stoneunhinged
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Because its been missing for six months. Smile

Where might Nigel have lost it?
magicoftomh
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It's on his thumb.

What did Doug cram into his thumb tip?
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A rabbit.

Did the rabbit die?
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No he used protection.


What kind of herbs did the magician eat to improve his performance?
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