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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts 
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He buys Doug's cast offs.
Why did Roy Rogers choose not to be a magician?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Roy was Trigger happy...and wanted to be a cowboy.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Cause he prefers to ride sidesaddle.
What was Marshal Matt Dillions reaction to Kyle sawing Miss Kitty in half?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Marshall Dillon made his Gun Smoke.
What was Miss Kitty's reaction to Kyle sawing her in half? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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She was divided on the issue.
Why did Festus bring his Mule to Kyle's show?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Punishment.
Why did Marshall Dillon order Kyle outta Dodge? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Cause Doc declared his red jacket a public health menace.
Why did Kyle's act make snoopy fall off his dog house?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Snoopy momentarily thought Kyle was the Red Baron, and bit him.
Where did Snoopy bite Kyle? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Right in his secret magic spot.
How is Kyle's red Jacket like Linus's blanket?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Both give their owners a false sense of security.
How is Kyle's act like Charlie Brown's baseball team? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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It's a LOOSER BABY!
What did Dagwood say after watching Kyle's act?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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BLONDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What did Dogbert say after seeing Kyle's act? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Quick call in catbert the evil HR consultant, one of the weasels is loose!
What did Garfield do after seeing Kyle's act?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Garfield coughed up a hairball, stood up and walked away.
What did The Born Loser do after seeing Kyle's act? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Realized that he at last had found someone to relinquish his title to.
Why did they vanish Kyle at the end of Celebra Cadabra.
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Just part of the cleanup.
What did Yogi Bear and BooBoo say when then saw Kyle perform at Jellystone Park? |
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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Looks like we will be on a fast this weekend Booboo, cause there aint nobody here!
What was Kyle's response? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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It's a good thing I packed light. My act fit perfectly into this picnic basket.
What did Yogi and BooBoo find when they stole Kyle's picnic basket? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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A big HAM sandwich.
Why didn't Yogi and BooBoo eat it? |
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3079 Posts
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It wasn't kosher.
What would Yogi and BooBoo have preferred to eat? |
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