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He buys Doug's cast offs.


Why did Roy Rogers choose not to be a magician?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Roy was Trigger happy...and wanted to be a cowboy.

Why didn't Doug want to be a cowboy?
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Cause he prefers to ride sidesaddle.

What was Marshal Matt Dillions reaction to Kyle sawing Miss Kitty in half?
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Marshall Dillon made his Gun Smoke.

What was Miss Kitty's reaction to Kyle sawing her in half?
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She was divided on the issue.

Why did Festus bring his Mule to Kyle's show?
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Punishment.

Why did Marshall Dillon order Kyle outta Dodge?
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Cause Doc declared his red jacket a public health menace.


Why did Kyle's act make snoopy fall off his dog house?
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Snoopy momentarily thought Kyle was the Red Baron, and bit him.

Where did Snoopy bite Kyle?
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Right in his secret magic spot.

How is Kyle's red Jacket like Linus's blanket?
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Both give their owners a false sense of security.

How is Kyle's act like Charlie Brown's baseball team?
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It's a LOOSER BABY!


What did Dagwood say after watching Kyle's act?
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BLONDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Dogbert say after seeing Kyle's act?
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Quick call in catbert the evil HR consultant, one of the weasels is loose!


What did Garfield do after seeing Kyle's act?
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Garfield coughed up a hairball, stood up and walked away.

What did The Born Loser do after seeing Kyle's act?
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Realized that he at last had found someone to relinquish his title to.


Why did they vanish Kyle at the end of Celebra Cadabra.
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Just part of the cleanup.

What did Yogi Bear and BooBoo say when then saw Kyle perform at Jellystone Park?
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Looks like we will be on a fast this weekend Booboo, cause there aint nobody here!

What was Kyle's response?
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It's a good thing I packed light. My act fit perfectly into this picnic basket.

What did Yogi and BooBoo find when they stole Kyle's picnic basket?
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A big HAM sandwich.

Why didn't Yogi and BooBoo eat it?
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It wasn't kosher.

What would Yogi and BooBoo have preferred to eat?
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