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The contents of a nearby bright red jacket.

Why did Yogi get indigestion?
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Because he bear-ly chewed his food.

Why are Yogi and BooBoo friends?
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Because they were herding sheep in Montana and one time they decided to share a tent. The rest is history.

Why don't bears normally herd sheep?
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They find it a baaaaaaaaa-d experience.

Why won't they let Kyle and Doug herd sheep?
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Can't answer that on the grounds that this string is only rated PG-13.

What magician on this thread is considered the black sheep?
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Stoneunhindged, why he is always haveing to hide his face.

Why did John Calvert refuse to watch Kyle's act?
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Shouldn't we all?

Why did Curious George watch Kyle's act?
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He wasn't really watching it, he was just monkeying around.

What room in the Castle would they feature Kyle in?
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Hey! I never noticed an outhouse before!!!

Why was Kyle kicked out of the Magic Castle's outhouse?
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He failed to meet the rigid standards of the Castle for entertainers in that room.

Why is Kyle always mum about the real reason the Liberty Bell is cracked?
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You never heard about Kyle's Floating Liberty Bell effect?

How did Kyle nearly electrocute himself with a Rocco's D'Lite?
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When the batteries were low he stuck his tt into a light socket to recharge it.

What does Kyle really keep in his egg baq?
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Pantyhose

Why can't Kyle perform the Miser's Dream?
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Because it requires something he never has, money.

What did Kelly do with Kyle's miser's dream pail?
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Uses it to soak his underwear before washing it.

How much rope does Kyle typically need for a show?
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Enough to hang himself.

Why is Kyle no longer allowed to use a live Chicken in his act?
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Kyle lays enough eggs on his own.

How does Kyle eat his eggs?
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Sitting in his high chair with his bib on.

What did the Master Magician say when doug produced a rabbit?
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You should have drilled holes in the back of that box, son.

What is a good use for Doug's rabbit.
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Rabbit stew.

Why did Kelly force feed Kyle Tomato Juice?
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