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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts 
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Cough cough gag gag ughhh ughh cough gagging cough. How is that for a gag?
What would Photius do if he saw Kyle gagging?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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Quickly shove the red jacket of mystery down Kyle's throat.
What would Kyle do if he were gagging and saw Photius coming?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Run...because this is a running gag.
To where did Kyle run? |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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To the store to return his jacket before Photius got a hold of it.
If no jacket, what else would Photius cram down Kyle's yap hole?
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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A toilet plunger.
Where did Kyle find that red jacket? |
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3079 Posts
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From the widow of the famous, flamboyant, but decidedly misguided matador, El Stupido.
What did El Stupido and Kyle have in common? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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Flamboyance and deadly misguidance.
What did the magician say when he sat on his flaming fire wallet?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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"Do you wanna knows what burns my rear end? That does!"
Why did the magician sit on his flaming wallet? |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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He was trying to get rid of his hemmrhoids.
Why did the magician get hemmroids?
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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Straining to separate his linked rings.
What did the dove say when the magician shoved him into his hat?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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I bet you didn't know I could talk.
How did the magician use the talking dove in his act? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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He didn't , the audience thought the magician was bird brained enough as it was.
What did the magician's assistant say when the magician got her levitated but couldn't get her down?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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"Good job Kyle - leaving me hanging here..."
Why did the magician always carry a second thumbtip? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Just in case he lost one while picking his nose.
Why does Kyle buy thumbtips by the gross? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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He picks his nose alot.
What did Photius say when his collar fell off in the middle of his best Card routine?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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I have no idea...but when it happened to Photius during his Linking Ring routine, he had Ring Around the Collar!
What is Photius' best card routine anyway? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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Anything that actually works.
Why does Photius's act always start with cards up the sleeve?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Because the cards eventually fall out of the sleeves of a cleric shirt.
Under what circumstance did Tom wear a collar? (I really did!) |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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He was a BDSM slave.
What is magic about Magic Johnson?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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She told you too?
Was she smileing when she told you? |
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