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Father Photius
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From ear to ear.

What Magic Trick best represents the Texas Ranger's season this year?
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ERIC
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The reappearance of Chuck Norris during the primaries...Haven't seen him in years.

What do you mean "Not those Texas Rangers"?
Father Photius
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He was only a play ranger, not a real one, baseball or otherwise.


How is Chuck Norris like a man on social security?
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Chuck Norris IS a Walker on Social Security.

Where does Chuck Norris go for exercise?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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To his bedroom to use his Total-Gym.

How much $$$ does he make to endorse that product?
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More than he made as a FAKE Ranger... by the way Potius ...DAH!

Why are the real rangers looking for Potius?
Father Photius
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Because they are looking for Potius, who is a pretender of Photius, the real rangers know where to find Photius, his grandfather was a Ranger and photius still knows several rangers.

What is the best illusion to perform in the Texas Ranger Hall of Fame?
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The dissapearing act! Seriously, who would WANT to be in the Texas Ranger (RANGERS!!! NYC, Y'all...hey now) hall of fame?!


Why did the Chicken jump into the Egg bag?
Father Photius
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To find out which came first the chicken or the egg (who would want to be in the Texas Ranger hall of fame? Typical Yankee response)


Why did the magician use a real egg in his egg bag routine?
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Justin Style
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Because he kept breaking the $12.00 blown-one and was going broke replacing them.


Why do people drive on the Parkway and park on the Driveway?
Father Photius
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Because most of them don't know how to drive in the first place.

How did the magician get his picture on a box of Wheaties?
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Justin Style
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Because he got busted trying to rob a cash register from a bar, after closing time?


How can you tell when a magician is happy to see you?
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His wand raises.

Who did Max Mavin predict will be the next celebrity to vanish on CelebraCadabara
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Jason from American Idol

(at party for nurses working in Assisted Living)..

What is your name...I asked..
Flo was the reponse..

your reply.....________________________________
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Justin Style
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Flo me a Rover!


What's the difference between a magician and a Big Mac?
Father Photius
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The magician is made of real ham.

What did Nigel say to photius after watching his cards up the sleeve routine?
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Do you like my hat?

Where do going dogs go?
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Flowing down the river
Flowing on the hydrant...

just depends...


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Where do lost thumb tips go?
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It depends on where one's been putting one's thumb, doesn't it?

What exactly is a laughologist?
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A specialist who treats chronic laughter after watching a comedian. Kyle never has to worry about that. Oh yeah, back to Kyle again!!!

WHat did the proctologist say to the gynecologist?
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