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Justin Style
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Someone who knows exactly what your laugh implies.


If people from Poland are called "Poles", are people from Holland called "Holes"?
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Looks like a double, so for Robert :"You start on your place, I'll start on mine and we'll meet in the middle.

For Justin: Nope that is what Texans call New Yorkers.

What did the proctologist say to the gynecologist after they both examined Kyle?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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I've never seen anything like it - have you?

What was the artist's name that drew Justin's avatar?
Father Photius
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Ima Crook.

How many Arkansas magicians does it take to get a clown elected to congress?
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ERIC
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They were too busy electing him as governor and then President just to get him out of Arkansas.

What is Ms Flower's and Ms Lewinski's theme song?
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Won't you come home bill clinton, won't you come home...


Why did the magician move to New Jersey?
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ERIC
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Because he wanted to be close to both NYC and Kyle?

Why don't Texas magicians use sombreros (SPL) instead of tophats?
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You can fit a big Texas-sized rabbit better into a top hat.

Why won't Texas magicians eat chili before performing?
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Same reason that I don't eat chili before performing.

What is the greatest state to perform magic in?
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Nirvana.

What is the best state to avoid when performing?
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Texas, we actually do eat chili before performing, it is a sacred ritual here.


What did Kyle say an hour after eating his first real bowl of Texas 5 alarm chili?
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Where did my TT go?

What did Kyle say after that?
Larry Bean
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"Which way to the Men's room?"

What did he say when he came out?
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Good thing it was a Rocco's D'Lite!

What other magic prop did Kyle misplace?
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You misunderstood Kyle. He was not talking about something you wear, He was saying he had heartburn....BAD!
He also misplaced his Milk pitcher and he wanted to coat his stomach...again BAD!

How did he relieve the pain?
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With another bowl of Chili (Kyle isn't the brightest bulb on the tree).


Why did the Texas Magician sell his zig-zag illusion?
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He couldn't find an assistant small enough to fit in.


What do you have with a room full of Arkansans?
magicoftomh
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You put up a Free Cigar sign.

Why did Bill Clinton win the Arkansas Magician of the Year award?
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Because he was so good at making witnesses vanish.


What did the magician use to get the ostrich to go up his sleeve?
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An ostrich pull.

Why did the magician have a sheep pull?
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