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Justin Style Inner circle 2010 Posts 
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Someone who knows exactly what your laugh implies.
If people from Poland are called "Poles", are people from Holland called "Holes"? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Looks like a double, so for Robert :"You start on your place, I'll start on mine and we'll meet in the middle.
For Justin: Nope that is what Texans call New Yorkers. What did the proctologist say to the gynecologist after they both examined Kyle?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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I've never seen anything like it - have you?
What was the artist's name that drew Justin's avatar? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Ima Crook.
How many Arkansas magicians does it take to get a clown elected to congress?
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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They were too busy electing him as governor and then President just to get him out of Arkansas.
What is Ms Flower's and Ms Lewinski's theme song? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Won't you come home bill clinton, won't you come home...
Why did the magician move to New Jersey?
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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Because he wanted to be close to both NYC and Kyle?
Why don't Texas magicians use sombreros (SPL) instead of tophats? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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You can fit a big Texas-sized rabbit better into a top hat.
Why won't Texas magicians eat chili before performing? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Same reason that I don't eat chili before performing.
What is the greatest state to perform magic in? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Nirvana.
What is the best state to avoid when performing? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Texas, we actually do eat chili before performing, it is a sacred ritual here.
What did Kyle say an hour after eating his first real bowl of Texas 5 alarm chili?
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3079 Posts
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Where did my TT go?
What did Kyle say after that? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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"Which way to the Men's room?"
What did he say when he came out? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Good thing it was a Rocco's D'Lite!
What other magic prop did Kyle misplace? |
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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You misunderstood Kyle. He was not talking about something you wear, He was saying he had heartburn....BAD!
He also misplaced his Milk pitcher and he wanted to coat his stomach...again BAD! How did he relieve the pain? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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With another bowl of Chili (Kyle isn't the brightest bulb on the tree).
Why did the Texas Magician sell his zig-zag illusion?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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He couldn't find an assistant small enough to fit in.
What do you have with a room full of Arkansans? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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You put up a Free Cigar sign.
Why did Bill Clinton win the Arkansas Magician of the Year award? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Because he was so good at making witnesses vanish.
What did the magician use to get the ostrich to go up his sleeve?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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An ostrich pull.
Why did the magician have a sheep pull? |
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