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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts 
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The DISK DRIVE's way too quick and it RAMmed into a MegaByte!
How many vegetarians does it take to eat 3,000 spears of broccoli?
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts
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None - They don't have the energy.
(Bonus Jeopardy Round) If "Fish sticks" is the answer, what is the question? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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What's sticky and smells of fish?
How do you know if a baboon has eaten your pyjamas? P.S. Love answers no. 12 and 20 |
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts
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You wake up in a baboon's stomach.
Why shouldn't you play poker with a garbage truck? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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That would just be silly,come now ,think about it.
Why can't you fish in a knickerbockerglory? |
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nucinud Inner circle New York, New York 1298 Posts
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Fish are not allowed in the icecream factory.
How many light bulbs does it take to light up a fishing pole?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.
Now U C It Now U Don't Harry Mandel www.mandelmagic.com |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Watt?
Why can't Sherlock Holmes play the ukelele? |
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts
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E-Lei-mentry my dear Watson!
How does Superman shave his back? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Ask our friend: Kryptic Hairris.
How long is a multicultural, piece of thread? |
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Dan Paulus Veteran user Utah is isolated from the real world by 343 Posts
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All the way to the end. (Does this thread count?)
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. - Aristotle
Aristotle www.danscomedymagic.com |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Ooooh, the insecure remains of a former ship.
When is a door not a jam receptacle? |
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Dan Paulus Veteran user Utah is isolated from the real world by 343 Posts
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When it's a not ajar.
Where do you get virgin wool from?
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. - Aristotle
Aristotle www.danscomedymagic.com |
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts
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I don't know...but it's definitely NOT New Zealand.
What does the S in USA stand for? |
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Dan Paulus Veteran user Utah is isolated from the real world by 343 Posts
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That's a typo, it's suppose to be a $.
How do you get holy water?
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. - Aristotle
Aristotle www.danscomedymagic.com |
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts
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Poke it.
Whose last words were "Look out! It's behind you!" |
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Lyndel Inner circle wrote the theme to the TV show COPS! 1623 Posts
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It's Cousin, Gomez...
Where do ghosts use the bathroom?  |
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts
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In the LooooOOOOOoooOOO! (one for the Australian's and the Brits)
When did the Middle Ages end? |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8820 Posts
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Knight before last.
Manish ta na la zey? (Why is this Knight different from other nights)
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2193 Posts
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Cause protective clothing are more....
If a sneeze is a sneeze why do dogs lick faces? |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8820 Posts
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Cause a kiss is not just a kiss.
Whats the difference between chocolate and doggie doo?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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