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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts 
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Because the cat likes things that 'bark'
How many barks does it take.......?
Robert Haas
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts
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...to be barking mad?
How many barks does it take to be barking mad? |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts
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Woof! Gibber Gibber, Howooooooool!
Woof! Gibber Gibber, Howooooooool? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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No thanks, I'm trying to give them up.
How many sheep does it take to screw in an elephant? |
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Professor Piper Special user Somewhere, out there... 770 Posts
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Enough for a National Geographics special hosted by Jeff Corwin.
What do you get when your cow has a 'twitch'?
"Nemo has been found! He was on an Admiral's Platter at Red Lobster!"
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nucinud Inner circle New York, New York 1298 Posts
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A milkshake.
What do lazy dogs do for fun?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.
Now U C It Now U Don't Harry Mandel www.mandelmagic.com |
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Professor Piper Special user Somewhere, out there... 770 Posts
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{or Beef Jerky}
Lazy dogs EAT for fun! What do lazy Cats do for fun?
"Nemo has been found! He was on an Admiral's Platter at Red Lobster!"
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts
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They let the mice catch them.
Why do mice like cheese? |
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Professor Piper Special user Somewhere, out there... 770 Posts
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Because it's FREAKING CHEESE! Who doesn't like cheese??
Why don't mice like Wine with their cheese?
"Nemo has been found! He was on an Admiral's Platter at Red Lobster!"
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Josh Riel Inner circle of hell 1995 Posts
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'Cause they're married, and have dozens of kids. They have enough wine.
Why is 1 glass of red wine good, but 15 really good?
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts
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Because 1 glass makes me look like Phillip Seymour Hoffman but 15 makes me look like Matt Damon. (true story)
Why did the ostrich eat the rattle snake? |
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One Man Elite user Frederick, MD 491 Posts
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To get to the prize in the bottom....
1st prize at the county fair was..??.. |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8821 Posts
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Not...fair that is.
Why did the chicken cross the turkey?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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Professor Piper Special user Somewhere, out there... 770 Posts
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He was on his way to inventing the "Turduckin"...
Why was the Duck so late in joining in?
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nucinud Inner circle New York, New York 1298 Posts
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He was paying his bill.
Why did the horse not drink when he was led to water?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.
Now U C It Now U Don't Harry Mandel www.mandelmagic.com |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8821 Posts
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He didn't want to be dead from the led.
What color was the horse of a different color?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts
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Cow coloured.
Why is cows milk white? |
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Professor Piper Special user Somewhere, out there... 770 Posts
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Because of it's 'utter' lack of color?
Why are Quail eggs speckled?
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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I pooed on them.
How do you get the spackles off the egg?
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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Professor Piper Special user Somewhere, out there... 770 Posts
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With "OxyClean Plus!!"
How many picks in a peck?
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