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Because the cat likes things that 'bark'

How many barks does it take.......?
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...to be barking mad?

How many barks does it take to be barking mad?
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Woof! Gibber Gibber, Howooooooool!




Woof! Gibber Gibber, Howooooooool?
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No thanks, I'm trying to give them up.

How many sheep does it take to screw in an elephant?
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Enough for a National Geographics special hosted by Jeff Corwin.

What do you get when your cow has a 'twitch'?
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A milkshake.



What do lazy dogs do for fun?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.



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{or Beef Jerky}

Lazy dogs EAT for fun!

What do lazy Cats do for fun?
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They let the mice catch them.


Why do mice like cheese?
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Because it's FREAKING CHEESE! Who doesn't like cheese??

Why don't mice like Wine with their cheese?
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'Cause they're married, and have dozens of kids. They have enough wine.

Why is 1 glass of red wine good, but 15 really good?
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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Because 1 glass makes me look like Phillip Seymour Hoffman but 15 makes me look like Matt Damon. (true story)

Why did the ostrich eat the rattle snake?
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To get to the prize in the bottom....

1st prize at the county fair was..??..
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Not...fair that is.


Why did the chicken cross the turkey?
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He was on his way to inventing the "Turduckin"...

Why was the Duck so late in joining in?
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He was paying his bill.

Why did the horse not drink when he was led to water?
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He didn't want to be dead from the led.

What color was the horse of a different color?
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Cow coloured.

Why is cows milk white?
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Because of it's 'utter' lack of color?

Why are Quail eggs speckled?
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I pooed on them.

How do you get the spackles off the egg?
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With "OxyClean Plus!!"

How many picks in a peck?
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