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Larry Bean
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Because the audience went home in a Fury.

What is the best car for a magician to buy?
magicoftomh
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Anything I sell at Spitzer Lakewood Chrysler Jeep...where your savings are deep deep deep! (shameless plug)

What kind of car should a magician avoid?
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Bill in Lemon.


How can a magician tell when his car is a lemon?
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His car is getting squeezed at the pump.

What kind of fruit/vegetable does Kyle drive?
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He's the vegetable that drives the lemon.

How did Kyle make the Golden Gate Bridge disappear?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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He lopped off his side view mirror at the toll gate.

How will Kyle deal with the seven years of bad luck for breaking his side view mirror?
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With his luck he will never notice the difference.

What will be Kyle's place in the history of magic?
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magicoftomh
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Last place, as always.

Where In the World Is Kyle Peron?
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Who cares?

How is Kyle's act like a clown car in a circus?
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magicoftomh
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Everyone in it wants to get out!

Why do clowns avoid Kyle?
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Because Kyle while unquestionably a big clown, refuses to pay union dues, so they have branded him as a scab.


Why did the magician saw the clown in half?
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magicoftomh
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He asked if some Bozo would like to volunteer.

Why did Photius saw Kelly in half?
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Twice the pleasure, twice the fun.

How did the ventriloquist do his act when he got laryngitis?
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magicoftomh
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He couldn't throw his voice. He could only toss it.

What did the dummy say to Doug when they met?
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I got termintes, what's your excuse.


Why couldn't the illusionist pay for the pizzas he ordered?
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magicoftomh
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He tried to take advantage of the "30 minutes or it's free" offer. Then he realized he made his watch disappear.

How did Kyle get a Rolex?
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Father Photius
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He crossed the border into Juarez and paid 30 bucks for it from some street vendor.

What does Kyle write in his Roledex?
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All the details he can find about Meryl Streep.

(WHOOPS! I guess I'm supposed to keep PMs private. Too late now!)

Why does Kyle prefer (in his fantasy life) Meryl Streep over Jessica Alba?
Father Photius
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Because Kyle is a poor man, he isn't rich enough to get him a young woman, he has to settle for an old woman.


Why did the magician insist on having a peanut butter sandwich on his table during every performance?
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It was the only form of misdirection he'd ever learned without paying for.

Why was there always a pack of chewing gum next to the sandwich?
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