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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts 
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Card on ceiling.
Why does Meryl Streep chew bubble gum after eating peanut butteR?
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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She's weird.
Why did the magician always put his pants on backwards before he went on stage?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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It's a woman thing.
How many Meryl Streeps would it take to change a light bulb? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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None, she has too much ego to lower herself to changing a lightbulb
Why did the magician move to Cairo?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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So that when he walked onstage he could "Walk Like An Egyptian." (80s Bangles Reference)
Why did the magician leave Cairo? |
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1182 Posts
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They already had enough Cairo-practors...
How many Cairo-practors does it take to change a light bulb?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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One hundered thousand to fix the Sphinx's back. The sphinx will change the bulb.
Why did the magician go inside the pyramid? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because it was hot outside.
How did the magician make the pyramid disappear?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Very well.
What would you guys write jokes about if you couldn't talk about magicians or each other? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Nothing, nothing else is funny
What did the dummy say when the ventriloquist shoved his hand up his back?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Hey! You're not my proctologist. And stop putting words in my mouth.
What made the dummy ill? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Dutch elm disease.
Why did the cat go into the laundrette? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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He wanted extra starch in his collar.
What pet(s) does Kyle have? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Weasels, he likes to run with his own kind.
What did Kyle say when the weasel ran up his pants?
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1182 Posts
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"There ain't no monkey up there"
or alternatively, "You're not the only thing that goes "pop!" What ever happened to the monkey that was hiding in Kyle's pants?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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He's still there. There's a lot of room in Kyle's pants.
Why is there so much room in Kyle's pants? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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They are stretched from all that gas he blows into them.
What did Jed Clampett say when he saw Kyle's act?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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"I'm gonna have to have a long talk with that boy."
What did Granny say when she saw Kyle's act? |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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I remember my husband donated that suit 40 years ago.....
Why did Kyle release a new ebook called Encore!?
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8823 Posts
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He was looking for his Red Delicious APPLE.
Is that a halo over the Enhancers head?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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