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No. He had a Frisbee accident back in college...but he doesn't like to talk about it. Neither do his doctors.

What happened to Harris's teeth?
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Is he the one on the right or on the left - neither seem to have teeth - if its the dummy I would say termites.

What card trick is stoneunhinged holding in his hands?
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Obviously something he stole without giving credit.

To whom should stoneunhinged give credit for the card trick in his hands?
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Josh the S...

What do you get when you cross a deck of cards with

a Tuna sandwich?
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A very Sorry Charlie.(Miller?)

What do you get when you cross a Tuna Sandwhich with a Silver Dollar?
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A silver-fin Tuna!?

What do you get when you cross a Stoneunhinged

with a

Josh the Superfurlous?
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A totally ridiculous avatar.

Why is a can of tuna like a Svengali deck?
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They are both canned cheap tricks.


How did the invisible magician present the invisible deck?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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He was performing before the Invisible Man.

How are a red jacket and a cloak of invisibility alike?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Neither is seen by a paying audience.

How long does a red jacket last before it needs to be replaced?
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Neither one does for its owner what they claim it does.


Why did the magician's flying carpet take a nose dive?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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The moment Kyle puts it on.

How long does Kyle need to be on stage before the audience believes he needs to be replaced?
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When they here the words, "And now Ladies and Gentlemen - the Amazing Kyle."

Why is a magician like a slinky?
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Because everyone loves a magician, a magician, a magician........

What was the first magici trick with a slinky called?
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The slinky drop


How many steps to the slinky trick?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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As many as you can find - boing, boing, boing ...

How do you make a slinky disappear?
magicoftomh
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You use a slinky pullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.

How did the magician get injured using a hankerchief pull?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Leave it sitting out where any kid can find it.


What did the magicians' assistant say after being left in the doll house illusion in the sun for 2 hours?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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The magician's assistant said, "Hey Photius! You double entered the response after Tom! Now what about using the hankerchief pull to get me outta here?"

Where does Kyle store his Slinky?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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In his slinky pocket

What did the knight say to the king, the counts, and the no accounts?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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