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magicoftomh
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"I'm getting a bit rusty at this."

How was the magician knighted?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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ERIC
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The king took his sword and tapped Kyle on the left shoulder, head, right shoulder then smacked him in the *ss with it and said "It's night, get out!"
ERIC
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Ooopps, Sorry....

What did Kelly say to Kyle when this happened?
magicoftomh
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"You heard the man...Get out!"

How did Kyle get back into Casa Peron?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Father Photius
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He waited until Kelly left and broke in.

How is Kyle like a double naught spy?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
stoneunhinged
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They're both lost without Q-tips.

Why exactly are Q-tips so important to Kyle?
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Robert Haas
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So he can take off his mascara.

Why does Kyle wear more make-up than Kelly?
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ERIC
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With that mug wouldn't you?

What happens when Kelly can't find her cold cream?
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Harris Deutsch
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She uses milk.

What do you call a ventriloquist with the hiccups?
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Larry Bean
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Har (hic) ris (hic) Deu (hic) tsch.

How does a ventriloquist get rid of the hiccups?
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Harris Deutsch
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(aside to Larry..I almost splashed the coffee I was drinking on my scr(hic)een thanks)

1. Drinking from the opposite side of the cup...while doing a distant voice.

B. Doing the Hiccups and Balls..with the final load of something scarry.

_____

Why did the magician run off the Letterman show?
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Larry Bean
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The CBS "Eye" was eyeballing him.

How did he get on the Letterman show in the first place?
magic4u02
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Because Kyle couldn't make it as his Red jacket of Mystery was messing up the cameras.

Why does everyone envy Kyle and his red Jacket of Mystery?
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Father Photius
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Because he has the guts to look that goofey in public.

Why did the magician refuse to perform the broom suspension?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
magic4u02
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He needed the broom to get Photius off the stage. =)

What would Photius do with the time saved if he did not post here?
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Larry Bean
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Give the last rites to many a magician's act.

How does martial arts training help Photius as a magician?
magic4u02
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When the audience tries to force him off the stage, he can fight back.

Why would an audience want to see Photius' show in the first place?
Kyle Peron

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Father Photius
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Because there are a lot of sado-massochists in the world.


Why does Photius refuse to wear a red jacket of mystery?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
magic4u02
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Because he simply knows that no matter how hard he tries and how much magic he practices, he will NEVEr get any where close to the high level it takes to wear the red jacket of mystery.

What is the starter clothing a magician first gets before trying to climb to achieve the ultimae magic clothing of the Jacket of Mystery?
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Father Photius
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The red jacket of mystery.

Why did Kyle take the chair suspension out of his act?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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