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Because he needed to use the red cloth thatcomes with it to repair the holes on his cheap, red jacket of mystery.

What did Kyle then do with the remaining chairs?
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He returned them to the Boy Scout Troop for their next meeting.

What did the Boy Scouts do to Kyle next?
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They took him on a snipe hunt, he hasn't been heard from since.

What trick did Kyle do for the boy scouts that got them to take him on a snipe hunt.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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The chair-less chair suspension.

Who/What did Kyle suspend in the act?
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Any thought of Magic?

How did he escape the snipes?
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Kyle used mind control. When that didn't work...

How did Kyle avoid being eaten by the snipes?
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They have better taste than that

Why did the snipes attack Kyle's right hand?
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Snipes love billiard balls.

What did the snipes eat after the billiard balls?
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I'll give you a hint, "A snipe's interest in balls isn't limited to billiards".

What's the difference between Bambi and Thumper?
(I think kyle would like some time to recover from his encounter with the snipes).
Think inside the box. . . it's less crowded.
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2 letters...

Why does Harris sometimes where a pink sport coat in his Doctor of Laughology Programs.
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Because he watched "The Wedding Singer" too many times.

Why are there 2 people in Harris' avatar?
Think inside the box. . . it's less crowded.
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Split personality

which one is the most mature?
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Harris. He's balding!

Who has more hair, Kyle or Harris?
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Depends. Are you asking about their heads only?

Why do so many mangicians have beards?
Think inside the box. . . it's less crowded.
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Because most magicians are men.

What did the magician hide in his beard?
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A jockstrap topit.

Why did the magician have to put a jockstrap topit in his beard?
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Because his panty host was full.

Why did the magician go to the circus?
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To find more acts to steal.

Why is stoneunhinged obsessed with jockstraps?
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Cause if you gotta em your gonna protect them.

What did the magician do when he tried to walk through the Great Wall of China but could only make it half way?
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Realized he would be there for a while so called for Chinese Take Out. They just had a hard time finding the address.

What would you do if you sawed your assistant in half and realized it all went completely wrong?
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