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Hey! Can I have that jacket?

What made Oscar give the Red Jacket of Mystery back to Kyle?
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The filthy stench.

Why did Kyle try to give it to Cookie Monster?
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Cause it was too small for Big Bird.

Why did Snuffelofagus stomp all over the red jacket?
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To make it smell better than it already did.

What did Kyle see in Snuffy's trunk?
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Boogers.

What did Snuffy see in Kyle's magic trunk?
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All the bodies of the people that have made fun of him in the past. hehehehehehe (evil laughter)

Why do Ernie and Bert never age?
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They get regular foamtox injections.

Why does Bert covet Kyle's Red Jacket of Mystery?
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He wants to cut it apart and make litrle jackets for each of his pigeons.

Why can't the Sesame Street folsk realize they are talking to foam puppets?
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I guess it takes one to know one.

When is a muppet like a magician?
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We both think we are entertaining but in reality are heads are just inflated fluff. lol

What does Oscar look for in a garbage can?
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Vertical lines on the outside for that slimming effect.

What's a Muppet's favorite magic trick?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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Sponge balls of course.

Why does Curious George love Jocdoc?
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Who doesn't like jocdoc?

Once a magician, always a __________
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Guy wanting to find a legit reason to spend money on toys he does not need. =)

What is the first thing a magician looks for in an !@#istant?
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Someone who knows their way around a typewriter. (And, by the way, I always thought that 'sponge balls' was a venereal disease that afflicted magicians...)

Name some other 'magical' diseases...
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Infated-ego-itis: The disease that makes you think you are god's gift to magic and that everyone else sucks but you. Frequent outburst of "YOU SUCK" are often common with this disease. If your head can not get through the door, seek immediate help by having your mom, dad or significant other slap you hard and force you to watch a REAL magician.

What is one trait that all magicians seem to have or share in common?
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If it's not self-portraits of themselves playing with their balls, then it must be the tendency to disappear before the check arrives (or maybe that's just Kyle... for both)

Down in Fraggle Rock.
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Um Down in Fragile Rock is where I think jocdoc lost his brain.

What did Fraggle, rock any ways?
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Fraggle throws rocks at JocDoc for not asking another question.

What question should JocDoc have asked?
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Why people think he has a monkey named George? (answer: because they all think he is the man in the yellow hat.

What was Kyle thinking exactly 5 mins ago?
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