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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts 
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How do I get a yellow hat like that to go with my Red Jacket of Mystery?
Where would Kyle go to purchase such a hat? |
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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I have plenty - this IS San Diego.... (hey - I was thinking of Jeopardy before; *** these 50+ year old brain cells!)
What would Kyle produce from said hat?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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A very confused rabbit.
Why would the rabbit be confused? |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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Cause it was in Kyle's butt the night before...
WHy did Kyle put the rabbit in his butt?
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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He mistook the rabbit for toilet paper.
How did the rabbit finally get clean? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Kyle performed Soft Soap with livestock, rather than hankerchiefs.
What did Kyle use for a gimmick? |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8821 Posts
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A double face rabbit....
Whats up Doc? (please keep this one family friendly!)
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Just one wascally wabbit.
Harry Houdini + Criss Angel = |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8821 Posts
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Another tabloid rumor.
Harry Houdini and Hillary Clinton....
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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$99,000 profit in milk can futures, and a safe escape.
How is Hillary like a two-humped camel? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Both have secrets about White Water.
What is Hillary's favorite magic trick? |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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The Cesaral Voting Machine.
What will Hilary's first magic trick be if she wins?
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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The Vanishing Bill Trick.
Which Magic Café member would President Bush pardon on his way out? |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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Isn't Kyle in the oil industry?
How many Kyles could fit in one barrel of oil?
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8821 Posts
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Lota Lota lots of oil....
(not enough to burn for eight days...said Nigel... _________________ Why should this day be any different than any other? (manesh tanah le la la ze?)
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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Because any other day would not be a day like today.
If tomorrow was the day after today, and two days after yesterday, then what would the day after that be?
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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A day off?
If today is the first day of the rest of your life, what is tomorrow? |
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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A Broadway show tune sung by a little red haired girl and her mutt.
What should I write to make my 300th Magic Café post memorable?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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[Oops, too late! just like that- the moment's gone into the ether....]
What is the first day of rest for your wife?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Tomorrow (which apparently never comes).
How many women's names can you name that are days of the week? |
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