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How do I get a yellow hat like that to go with my Red Jacket of Mystery?

Where would Kyle go to purchase such a hat?
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I have plenty - this IS San Diego.... (hey - I was thinking of Jeopardy before; *** these 50+ year old brain cells!)

What would Kyle produce from said hat?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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A very confused rabbit.

Why would the rabbit be confused?
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Cause it was in Kyle's butt the night before...

WHy did Kyle put the rabbit in his butt?
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He mistook the rabbit for toilet paper.

How did the rabbit finally get clean?
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Kyle performed Soft Soap with livestock, rather than hankerchiefs.

What did Kyle use for a gimmick?
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A double face rabbit....

Whats up Doc? (please keep this one family friendly!)
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Just one wascally wabbit.

Harry Houdini + Criss Angel =
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Another tabloid rumor.

Harry Houdini and Hillary Clinton....
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$99,000 profit in milk can futures, and a safe escape.

How is Hillary like a two-humped camel?
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Both have secrets about White Water.

What is Hillary's favorite magic trick?
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The Cesaral Voting Machine.

What will Hilary's first magic trick be if she wins?
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The Vanishing Bill Trick.

Which Magic Café member would President Bush pardon on his way out?
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Isn't Kyle in the oil industry?

How many Kyles could fit in one barrel of oil?
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Lota Lota lots of oil....

(not enough to burn for eight days...said Nigel...
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Why should this day be any different than any other?
(manesh tanah le la la ze?)
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Because any other day would not be a day like today.

If tomorrow was the day after today, and two days after yesterday, then what would the day after that be?
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A day off?

If today is the first day of the rest of your life, what is tomorrow?
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A Broadway show tune sung by a little red haired girl and her mutt.

What should I write to make my 300th Magic Café post memorable?
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[Oops, too late! just like that- the moment's gone into the ether....]

What is the first day of rest for your wife?
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Tomorrow (which apparently never comes).

How many women's names can you name that are days of the week?
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