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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts 
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You blew all the actual change on that last tank of gas.
How did the Chicken get into the change bag?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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By crossing the road to stardom!
Into what did I change that starstruck chicken? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Into Captain James Tiberius Cluck of the USS Chickenprize.
How old is the oldest gag in my act?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Can't say for sure - but I got an e-mail from Noah asking about line being used.
What did the mouth coil say to the change bag? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Your place or mine?
What is the oldest joke in Kyle's act?
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1181 Posts
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The one where he produced a dove from an ark.
Aside from Moses, where else would one find a magical staff?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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His brother Aaron had one too, but you sort of have to read the book and not the movie to figure that out.
How many of the routines in Kyle's act did he steal from Jocdoc?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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All of them except he changed the color of yellow intop red. The rest is history.
So what does Photius' "Collar of Awesomeness" really do?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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It holds his head up straight.
What much starch goes into Photius' collar? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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None it is plastic. Starch would never hold up a swelled head like mine.
Why do Kyle's pants have no liners in the pockets?
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1181 Posts
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Because Kyle wouldn't know a good line if he tripped over one.
How come Kyle's Red Jacket of Mystery doesn't have a collar of awesomeness to it?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Because his pin head needs nothing to hold it up.
What secret is sewn into the lining of Kyle's Red Jacket of Mystery?
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1181 Posts
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Secret deodorant pads, of course. Strong enough for a magii...
What secret did Groucho Marx hold?
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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Where he kept his cigar when no one was watching....
When designing his show, how did "the magic word" come about? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Well now the origin of the seceret word is a long story, and a ducky one at that, but originally the duck was supposed to come down and do a romper room no no on your shoes.
How was Groucho really a magician?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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He could make a duck appear if you said the magic woid...errr...word.
Which Marx Brother was a better magician than Groucho. |
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1181 Posts
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Harpo was great with strings...
Chico made many women disappear behind his piano... Gummo had a dynamite card to ceiling... Zeppo did wonders with lighters... [For a treat, listen to about 30 minutes of classic radio Groucho and his guests Tallulah Bankhead, Oscar Levant, Ezio Piza, etc. at: http://www.archive.org/details/markflemi......YourLife Click on the 7.5 MB file called Marx_Brothers06_Plebo_You_Bet_Your_Life.mp3 and enjoy - nowadays, they just don't write as well as they used to...] --- Here's a real Groucho trivia question: Only once when a contestant spoke the magic word on "You Bet Your Life" did a duck not fall down with the $100 bill in it's beak. What/who fell down (suspended in a harness) in it's place? [HINT: perhaps Groucho's best known straight man/2nd banana.] And, hello I must be going...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Actually, several times a girl was lowered down instead of a duck, George Fenneman once, no telling who else and it was the "secret word" not the magic word. Once groucho was shown trying to carve up the infamous duck, said he was going to keep the carcas for Duck Soup. Ah the lore of the duck!
Why did the magician give up working with ducks?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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They always quacked him up. :-/
Why do ducks have webbed feet? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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From stomping out flaming magicians.
Why are there so many flaming magicians?
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