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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts 
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Because he is no longer allowed in the kitchen after burning poptarts and setting off the smoke alarm. =(
What is a magician's favorite food?
Kyle Peron
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Lucky Charms. They're magically delicious.
What is a magician's favorite restaurant? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The magic pan.
Why did the magician have to sleep with his doves?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Because it was either that or sleeping with the fishes. =)
What is a mobsters favorite magic trick?
Kyle Peron
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Guido says it's the vanishing lame magician trick.
What does Guido like about Kyle's act? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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The red jacket disguises any blood stains that may occur in the course of said performance.
If Max Maven had a twin brother who was polar opposite of himself, what effect/s would he be performing and what would his name be?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Gill Goldstein and he would demonstrate the effect of being totally brain dead.
Is Kyle really another Max Mavin copycat gone bad?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Yes I am except I like color. lol
What do you get if you cross Doug Henning with Max maven?
Kyle Peron
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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A mentalist who reads your imagination.
If "The Magic Show" were to return to Broadway, who should star? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Some two bit magician from Texas, probably.
Why was Kyle considered for a Tony Award?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Kyle was considered for Best Costume in "The British Are Coming"
Who would Kyle thank in his acceptance speech? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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All the little people those leprachans who conned him into the red jacket of mystery instead of the pot of gold in the first place.
How many magic shops has kyle been banned from?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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All that remain in business.
What trick did Kyle always demand to see demoed in a magic shop? |
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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Knife through bright red magic jacket of mystery (oops - sorry - that's what the customers wanted to see!)
Why is Kyle such a hit with Leprechans?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because with all he drinks he is one of the "wee" people.
What did the magician say when he vanished the birthday boy but couldn't bring him back?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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More cake for everybody!!!
What suit was the magician wearing at the time?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Why his special magic birthday suit.
Why did the magician stop using silks in his act?
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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Because his dog finally got de-wormed.
What was his his reaction to this?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The dog was greatly relieved.
What did the magician do when he reassembled the lady divided into 6th, but could only find 5 parts?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Like Al Gore and John Kerry...he demanded a recount.
Why did the card counter protest when he was escorted out of a Las Vegas casino? |
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