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magic4u02
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Because he is no longer allowed in the kitchen after burning poptarts and setting off the smoke alarm. =(

What is a magician's favorite food?
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Lucky Charms. They're magically delicious.

What is a magician's favorite restaurant?
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The magic pan.

Why did the magician have to sleep with his doves?
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Because it was either that or sleeping with the fishes. =)

What is a mobsters favorite magic trick?
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Guido says it's the vanishing lame magician trick.

What does Guido like about Kyle's act?
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The red jacket disguises any blood stains that may occur in the course of said performance.

If Max Maven had a twin brother who was polar opposite of himself, what effect/s would he be performing and what would his name be?
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Gill Goldstein and he would demonstrate the effect of being totally brain dead.

Is Kyle really another Max Mavin copycat gone bad?
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Yes I am except I like color. lol

What do you get if you cross Doug Henning with Max maven?
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A mentalist who reads your imagination.

If "The Magic Show" were to return to Broadway, who should star?
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Some two bit magician from Texas, probably.

Why was Kyle considered for a Tony Award?
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Kyle was considered for Best Costume in "The British Are Coming"

Who would Kyle thank in his acceptance speech?
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All the little people those leprachans who conned him into the red jacket of mystery instead of the pot of gold in the first place.

How many magic shops has kyle been banned from?
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All that remain in business.

What trick did Kyle always demand to see demoed in a magic shop?
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Knife through bright red magic jacket of mystery (oops - sorry - that's what the customers wanted to see!)

Why is Kyle such a hit with Leprechans?
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Because with all he drinks he is one of the "wee" people.

What did the magician say when he vanished the birthday boy but couldn't bring him back?
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More cake for everybody!!!

What suit was the magician wearing at the time?
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Why his special magic birthday suit.

Why did the magician stop using silks in his act?
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Because his dog finally got de-wormed.

What was his his reaction to this?
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The dog was greatly relieved.

What did the magician do when he reassembled the lady divided into 6th, but could only find 5 parts?
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Like Al Gore and John Kerry...he demanded a recount.

Why did the card counter protest when he was escorted out of a Las Vegas casino?
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