We Remember The Magic Café We Remember
Username:
Password:
[ Lost Password ]
  [ Forgot Username ]
The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » Gag tag (0 Likes) Printer Friendly Version

 Go to page [Previous]  1~2~3..26..49..72..95..117~118~119~120~121..183..244..305..366..427..428~429~430 [Next]
jocdoc
View Profile
Inner circle
Carlsbad, CA
1181 Posts

Profile of jocdoc
He was rolling dice at the craps table.
or the bawdy version:
He was on his honeymoon and it wasn't the casino that he was thinking about screwing...
-----
Why didn't the woman in Photius' last post sue the magician for losing some parts?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
17197 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
She just couldn't get it all together.

Where did Rebo hijack the Alakazam train to?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
View Profile
Eternal Order
FullTimer
24098 Posts

Profile of Dynamike
In the United States of Alakazam.

What does a black magician do?
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
17197 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
I'd tell you but it is a deep dark secret.

How did Dynamike get the girl unzig zagged?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
View Profile
Eternal Order
FullTimer
24098 Posts

Profile of Dynamike
He had to zip up his act.

Why did the magician cross the road?
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
17197 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
To get away from his audience.

How many semi trucks does it take to haul Kyle's act?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Larry Bean
View Profile
Inner circle
I'm digging enough holes for
2016 Posts

Profile of Larry Bean
Two. One for his show and one for the roadies, crew, staff and support for the Red Jacket of Mystery.

What the longest Kyle can perform at one time?
magicoftomh
View Profile
Inner circle
Cleveland, Ohio
3664 Posts

Profile of magicoftomh
Until his audience leaves. I believe the current time is three minutes forty two seconds at The Happy Valley Home for the Incredibly Aged.

Why did one of Kyle's audience members stay for the full 3:42?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

Tom Hornikel
http://tjhornikel.cjb.net
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
17197 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
About 2.5 minutes before someone in the audience shouts "get a rope".

How many cups does Kyle have to go with his balls?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
magicoftomh
View Profile
Inner circle
Cleveland, Ohio
3664 Posts

Profile of magicoftomh
50. Kyle bought a box of Dixie Riddle Cups.

Which riddle from the Riddle Cups did Kyle use in his act?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

Tom Hornikel
http://tjhornikel.cjb.net
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
17197 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
Clue: I seem to answer and cure all of your problems, while at the same time bringing you new ones.

Answer: I am a steady job combined with the use and abuse of alcohol

Why does Kyle carry a raven strapped to his leg?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
View Profile
Eternal Order
FullTimer
24098 Posts

Profile of Dynamike
To give energy to his leg from doing too many Chair Suspensions.

What are the favorite words Kyle loves to hear from his assistant?
magic4u02
View Profile
Eternal Order
Philadelphia, PA
15111 Posts

Profile of magic4u02
Yes honey I will still cook your dinner tonight even though you jabbed me with the sword basket sword. =) (hey it's what I hear by having my wife as my assistant and partner)

What are the top 3 benefits of having your wife as your magical partner on stage?
Kyle Peron

http://www.kylekellymagic.com

Entertainers Product Site

http://kpmagicproducts.com

Join Our Facebook Fan Page at

http://facebook.com/perondesign
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
17197 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
Cheap, available, and you can share a room.

Why is being Kyle's magical partner not a benefit to Kelly?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
View Profile
Eternal Order
FullTimer
24098 Posts

Profile of Dynamike
Because the partner get's most the money.

What would Kyle do if someone stole his red jacket during a show?
magic4u02
View Profile
Eternal Order
Philadelphia, PA
15111 Posts

Profile of magic4u02
Curl up and wither away into nothingness. Kyle is nothing without the famous Red Jacket of Mystery.

What was Kyle's second choice for garments before the red jacket of Mystery chose Kyle?
Kyle Peron

http://www.kylekellymagic.com

Entertainers Product Site

http://kpmagicproducts.com

Join Our Facebook Fan Page at

http://facebook.com/perondesign
Dynamike
View Profile
Eternal Order
FullTimer
24098 Posts

Profile of Dynamike
Multiplying Balls as finger rings.

What would Kyle do if he got 100% of hearing back?
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
17197 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
The purple socks of putrification.

Who arrested Kyle's tailor?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
View Profile
Eternal Order
FullTimer
24098 Posts

Profile of Dynamike
The Blue Gang of Philly.

What would Kyle do if it was not for magic?
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
17197 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
A lot better.

How often does Kyle have to get down on his hands and knees and beg Kelly to cook for him?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » Gag tag (0 Likes)
 Go to page [Previous]  1~2~3..26..49..72..95..117~118~119~120~121..183..244..305..366..427..428~429~430 [Next]
[ Top of Page ]
All content & postings Copyright © 2001-2020 Steve Brooks. All Rights Reserved.
This page was created in 0.26 seconds requiring 5 database queries.
The views and comments expressed on The Magic Café
are not necessarily those of The Magic Café, Steve Brooks, or Steve Brooks Magic.
> Privacy Statement <

ROTFL Billions and billions served! ROTFL