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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts 
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He was rolling dice at the craps table.
or the bawdy version: He was on his honeymoon and it wasn't the casino that he was thinking about screwing... ----- Why didn't the woman in Photius' last post sue the magician for losing some parts?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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She just couldn't get it all together.
Where did Rebo hijack the Alakazam train to?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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In the United States of Alakazam.
What does a black magician do? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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I'd tell you but it is a deep dark secret.
How did Dynamike get the girl unzig zagged?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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He had to zip up his act.
Why did the magician cross the road? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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To get away from his audience.
How many semi trucks does it take to haul Kyle's act?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Two. One for his show and one for the roadies, crew, staff and support for the Red Jacket of Mystery.
What the longest Kyle can perform at one time? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Until his audience leaves. I believe the current time is three minutes forty two seconds at The Happy Valley Home for the Incredibly Aged.
Why did one of Kyle's audience members stay for the full 3:42? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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About 2.5 minutes before someone in the audience shouts "get a rope".
How many cups does Kyle have to go with his balls?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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50. Kyle bought a box of Dixie Riddle Cups.
Which riddle from the Riddle Cups did Kyle use in his act? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Clue: I seem to answer and cure all of your problems, while at the same time bringing you new ones.
Answer: I am a steady job combined with the use and abuse of alcohol Why does Kyle carry a raven strapped to his leg?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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To give energy to his leg from doing too many Chair Suspensions.
What are the favorite words Kyle loves to hear from his assistant? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Yes honey I will still cook your dinner tonight even though you jabbed me with the sword basket sword. =) (hey it's what I hear by having my wife as my assistant and partner)
What are the top 3 benefits of having your wife as your magical partner on stage?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Cheap, available, and you can share a room.
Why is being Kyle's magical partner not a benefit to Kelly?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because the partner get's most the money.
What would Kyle do if someone stole his red jacket during a show? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Curl up and wither away into nothingness. Kyle is nothing without the famous Red Jacket of Mystery.
What was Kyle's second choice for garments before the red jacket of Mystery chose Kyle?
Kyle Peron
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Multiplying Balls as finger rings.
What would Kyle do if he got 100% of hearing back? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The purple socks of putrification.
Who arrested Kyle's tailor?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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The Blue Gang of Philly.
What would Kyle do if it was not for magic? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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A lot better.
How often does Kyle have to get down on his hands and knees and beg Kelly to cook for him?
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