Only on the days he is not suppose to cook.

How long do you think it will take until Kyle has the most post on the Café?

Um probably by this evening if Ll goes toplan (evil laughter) lol

Why does Kyle burn poptarts in the toaster?

PS: On a more serious note that line of what would I do if I gained my hearing back really hit home for me hard. It really got me thinking. I guess if I ever got my hearing back it would simply be the most magical day and most magical thing that would have ever happened to me in my life. It would literally make me drop down on my knees and thank the lord for giving me back something I have never had before. To hear sounds I neber heard in my life would just be the greatest gift of all. WOW!! In my dreams some nights I can hear again and those are the dreams that simply make me smile.

(Actually if he got his hearing back the boos from the audience would drive him deaf again. But you know Kyle with reduced hearing listens better than people who can hear a pin drop a mile away)

Kyle burns pop tarts in the toaster because if he didn't he would have to cook

Why does Kelly not let Kyle wear her shoes?

Thanks Photius. Not being able to hear forces me to learn to adapt. I actually was told many times that I should not be able to do what I do. I was told it would be impossible for me to perform magic on stage because I could not hear people or my voice that much or my music cues. Every time I get on that stage I prove to myself and to others that I do not give up my dreams and I will not give in to something I love doing. But to be able to hear normally like others..... that would be a real wonderful dream.=)

She does not let me wear her shoes cause she knows I look better in them. =)

Why can't Kyle cook at all?

Because Kelly will not teach him.

What is Kyle's favorite food?

Burnt pop tarts

Why won't they let Kyle perform on Emeril Live??

Because none of them likes red.

When will Kyle get 20,000 post?

Never, Kelly plans on doing him in for the insurance after 15,000

What did Kelly find in Kyle's magic bag?

Crumbs from his burnt poptarts.

How much is Kyle's red jacket?

Way too much, regardless of how you mean it.

What is the only substance known to be able to destroy the Red Jacket of Mystery?

A long crack of course.

What is Kyle's favorite trick?

Standing on a street corner hustling sailors for dates.

Why hasn't Kyle won FISM yet?

Because he "red" the rules wrong.

Who is Kyle's favorite magician?

Photius, winner hands down.

Why can't Kyle perform on the same stage as Dynamike?

Because they both wore red.

Who is Kyle's favorite Café staff?

Autumn Morningstar, but then, isn't she everybodies favorite?

How did the magician transport the vanishing elephant illusion in his volkswagon beetle?

The beetle vanished with it because it was one of his props.

What color would Kyle wear if it was not red?

Pink, it is really his favorite color.


What prop does Kyle really wish he owned?

A Bill Smith model Chair Suspension.


Is Kyle ever going to put together his own forum?

Kyle can't even spell forum.

What was the first magic award that Kyle ever won?