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ricker Special user Tampa, FL 914 Posts 
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A lot of chicken poop.
Ok, this next one in line could go two ways.... hmmm... chicken or poop? Two chickens walk into a coup..... |
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Josh Riel Inner circle of hell 1995 Posts
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They use force to overthrow the totalitarian rooster.
A bird in the hand is worth?
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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ricker Special user Tampa, FL 914 Posts
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Two poops.
See, I got poops in there someway. So two poops went to a bar and.... |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8834 Posts
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And said...Where is the non fat dressing?
What's worse than a salad bar without a sneeze guard?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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Dan Paulus Veteran user Utah is isolated from the real world by 343 Posts
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Most of these jokes since page 5.
How can you get four suits for a dollar?
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. - Aristotle
Aristotle www.danscomedymagic.com |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Buy a pack of cards then throw it at 4 different lawyers.
How can you tell if the London Symphony Orchestra is in your bread bin? |
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ricker Special user Tampa, FL 914 Posts
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See if the lead violinist has a bun in the oven.
What did Norm Nielsen say to his floating violin? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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"It's amazing what you can achieve by fiddling with your G string."
What's the difference between an onion and Shirley Bassey? |
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts
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One makes you sob and want to claw your eyes out...the other is an onion.
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts
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How do you make an unfunny joke funnier?
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Thay the punthline thith yaw thung bethween your theeth. (maketh me thithther)
How do you make a funny joke unfunnier? |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts
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Tell it in Croatian.
What's the difference between a Croation and an Alsation? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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About 600 miles.
How do you get 3 cows into a tupperware box? |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts
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First, you must remove the lid.
Why are the Czechs always bouncing? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Ever driven an old Skoda?
How many Belgians does it take to make a sandwich? |
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ricker Special user Tampa, FL 914 Posts
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None, they just make Waffles (get it, belgian walffles).
What did the waffle say to the George Foreman grill? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Waffle, waffle, waffle. (get it, waffle waffle waffle)
What did George say to his foreman? |
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ricker Special user Tampa, FL 914 Posts
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You cant fire me, Im magicgeorge.
What did magicgeorge say when he got his pink slip? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Thanks, Rick, but I don't think it will fit me.
What did Popeye say to the goldfish? |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts
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Glug glug glug glug.
What goes glug glug glug glug pop! |
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