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A lot of chicken poop.

Ok, this next one in line could go two ways.... hmmm... chicken or poop?

Two chickens walk into a coup.....
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They use force to overthrow the totalitarian rooster.

A bird in the hand is worth?
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
ricker
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Two poops.

See, I got poops in there someway.

So two poops went to a bar and....
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And said...Where is the non fat dressing?

What's worse than a salad bar without a sneeze guard?
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Most of these jokes since page 5.

How can you get four suits for a dollar?
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. - Aristotle
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Buy a pack of cards then throw it at 4 different lawyers.

How can you tell if the London Symphony Orchestra is in your bread bin?
ricker
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See if the lead violinist has a bun in the oven.


What did Norm Nielsen say to his floating violin?
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"It's amazing what you can achieve by fiddling with your G string."

What's the difference between an onion and Shirley Bassey?
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One makes you sob and want to claw your eyes out...the other is an onion.
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How do you make an unfunny joke funnier?
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Thay the punthline thith yaw thung bethween your theeth. (maketh me thithther)

How do you make a funny joke unfunnier?
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Tell it in Croatian.

What's the difference between a Croation and an Alsation?
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About 600 miles.

How do you get 3 cows into a tupperware box?
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First, you must remove the lid.



Why are the Czechs always bouncing?
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Ever driven an old Skoda?

How many Belgians does it take to make a sandwich?
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None, they just make Waffles (get it, belgian walffles).

What did the waffle say to the George Foreman grill?
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Waffle, waffle, waffle. (get it, waffle waffle waffle)

What did George say to his foreman?
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You cant fire me, Im magicgeorge.


What did magicgeorge say when he got his pink slip?
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Thanks, Rick, but I don't think it will fit me.

What did Popeye say to the goldfish?
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Glug glug glug glug.


What goes glug glug glug glug pop!
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