LOL

A good looking assistant.

Who types faster Kyle or Photius?

Photius as he has nothing better to do then type up witty humor in a bad attempt to have us THINK he is actually funny.

What actually happened to Mike to actually make him THINK he is a good magician/illusionist?
(hehehe sorry Mike but it is open game today lol)

(I was wondering what was taking so long?)

Because he gets a lot girls autographs.

Besides magic what would Kyle and Photius do if they were partners?

They would do absolutely nothing. Probably spend the day hitting each other, calling each other names, arguing over who has the better magical facial hair and contemplating the idea of seeing Nani Darnell in a skimmpy lingerie.

What is Kyle's other mystery hobby besides doing magic?

Typing on the computer.


What would Photius do with a $1,000,000?

I could tell you but it is illegal in all 50 states and in most foreign countries.

What do Chuck Norris and Kyle have in common?

Find 1 million ways to annoy each and every one of us.

What would Kyle do with even 1 buck in his pocket that his lovely wife didn't take to buy shoes? lol

Buy a poptart

Why does Kyle live on a diet of pop tarts?

Because his wife demands him to be sweet.

You forgot to add a gag , Mike

Cough cough cough gag gag cough

How is that Photius? Is that a good gag?

Who will be the first person to get physically ill from this thread?

What would you do if I forget a gag?

Obviously Kyle.

How is this thread like the RJOM?

You know it is bad for you but you just can;t stay away. =) hehehe

Who will get ill first from reading this thread?

Kelly, she's been sick of Kyle for a long time.

Why does Nani really despise Kyle?

Because Kyle has the RJOM that nani has always wanted.

Why does Kelly put up with Kyle?

Because he is holding her parents captive in some secret terrorist cell.

What did Nani say when she heard that Kyle thought she wanted the RJOM?

You got me there because I do not know who Nani is.

Who is Nani?

Who is Nani? Wo is Nani!!??? Oh say it isn't so. Just the most beautiful great magical assistant and partner ever. Also Mark Wilson's wife.

How long will it take before Photius finds out that Mike does not know who nani Darnell is and wants to beat Mike to a pulp?

Already happened, the most beautiful woman in the history of magic and dynamike has no clue of who she is. Sigh. You' think an illusionist would know the woman who has appeared in more illusions than any other person living or dead.

Why do Kyle and Photius rejoice that Mike doesn't know Nani?